This Is Too Far 😰

when the fic is so good you need to exit out of the browser app and scroll on tumblr for a few minutes to process what you’re reading

i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work

I mean, he did get the job he wanted………………from a certain point of view.

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"anyone can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a single mother"

Surrounded by incompetents. You are the only one who has not tested my ire.

Shout out professor rj lupin for not flipping absolute shit when he sees harry with the marauders map in the hallway that night. i seriously cant stop laughing he could have gone oh FUUUUUCKK?!?!!? but hes got like plus 15 repression and a proficiency in Bullshitting so he just says ‘hmm yes yes oh is this a? a zonkos? haha cool.’ Legend.

Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist