Frogbirb - Chihuahua Daddy

This took me two years please look at it

The (un)holy trinity of rock songs that sound like cartoon characters:

been picking up some patterns lately...

BONUS:

“Ten points to Dumbledore!”

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Now that I have your attention I would like to recommend you guys one of the most talented Jily writers I’ve ever read (and i read a lot of Jily), @petals-to-fish . Read Petals’ stuff, you can thank me later!

Really... such an amazing writer 💕

My son asked, “How do you get Dick from Richard?”

I said, “Well, you gotta go to dinner first.”

Could never get a dick piercing. What if I get near a strong magnet and it rips my thang asunder

how to signal to goths in public that i am an ally friend and lover despite dressing like a camp counselor

That's what it's all about, in the end, really

I use to be addicted to the hokey pokey.

But then i turned myself around.