That's What It's All About, In The End, Really

in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,

me: i want to buy new books

the 10 unread books i bought last year, staring at me from my bookshelf:

the angel of gotham……

phantom of the opera but he’s like a stage mom trying to get his baby dick more leading roles

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

📣 The beta version of a new RPG game specially made for Steve Rogers is finally released ‼️ Now we invite one player to join the testing. Who can grab this chance? Come and try if you’re Steve Rogers! 🫵

Which Bucky? Your Bucky! 😉

Here are the demonstrations of the gameplay.

Please follow the game’s instructions and read the terms very, very carefully.

Hey bro, you like tights?

Hidden story unlocked!

As the chapter progresses, the questions get harder accordingly. Now, choose your fate, Rogers!

Other demos: Choose your destination!

Who is he?

Who are you to him?

Are you still going on your mission?

Stay tuned for more exciting content to come!

Oh no no no, can’t be greedy… this player demonstrated the consequence of violating the game’s rule.

And the winner is…🎉🎉👑

Happy 10th anniversary!!! 🥳🥳🥳

Actually, I wanted to post it yesterday and originally they are all videos, but tumblr only allows me to post one video at a time, so I have to spend some time making all of them into gifs... I wish they could be in high resolutions but 🤷‍♀️

Btw I didn’t make up about the comic and Avengers Academy. Both lines are real.

I want Markiplier to be in the fnaf movie but not as a character I want him to have a face cam and act like he’s playing a new fnaf game. Starts off the movie with the HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER and then the rest of the movie is just like this.