Me: I Want To Buy New Books

Bella sis a FREAK

Read Twilight but Okayer!

james: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. but wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

sirius: philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

remus:

remus: common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you twat

in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,

This took me two years please look at it

Is that a swarm of locust in your pants or are your dick and balls just heralding the end of days

your Virgin Mary undone.

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liking fucked up characters gives me evil serotonin

it's like regular serotonin but sexier