Henry's Fathers

The (un)holy trinity of rock songs that sound like cartoon characters:

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

Made this for u 💝

I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party, but when I open the box with maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a television screen is revealed.

I dim the lights remotely as we hear Cate Blanchett say, “The world is changed. I feel it in the water.”

Too late, they realise.

The pregnancy? A scam.

The Lord of the Rings editions? Extended.

The doors? Locked.

this photo set was an adventure and i need it on my blog. permanently.

found the funniest Tiktok of 2021 (so far)