Gets A Handjob But Parries It Flawlessly, Shattering Their Wrist

there’s something different about him…

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We made a little thing, to celebrate 30 years of Good Omens, and to cheer people up. I hope you like it. Feel free to reblog...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quSXoj8Kob0&feature=youtu.be

Today I learned

your Virgin Mary undone.

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the ugly duckling is such a fucked up tale, imagine thinking you had a normal baby duck but then it turned into a horrible fucking swan those things are nightmares

James: Say no to drugs.

Sirius: Say yes to drugs.

Remus: It doesn’t matter what you tell drugs.

Remus: Because if you’re talking to drugs, you’re doing drugs.

Glow-in-the-dark Animal Crossing Embroidery Hoops made by Blossombabyx

fanfic writers will consume a whole ass franchise and be like "that was fun, now i will proceed to do it better"

Seamus Finnigan meets the Derry Girls.

Derry Girls and the Harry Potter books both take place in the 90s so this is very plausible.