“Am I Doing This Right?” 😂🐱

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

"anyone can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a single mother"

Teen me pre adhd diagnosis just casually disassociating from stress & anxiety👌💯

Always iconic ❤️

heyyy, do you know any fics where andrew is very handsy with neil, and sort of manhandles him a lot? But is also very soft?

Anon, we already know from canon that Andrew is not averse to casual touches when it comes to Neil, and we have fics (and art) that might interest you in our soft Andreil cuddling post here.  Andreil are hugging in fics here, and you can find some pda here. We have two posts about lap sitting here and here.  Fics featuring Andreil kissing in front of the Foxes are here, plus there’s some fluffy Andreil with nonsexual intimacy here.  The fic ‘A study in Touch and Leaving’ here also shows a softer Andrew.  Hope you’ll find something to enjoy below too! - S

Just a Touch by BelovedPoison (ArcaneDesires) [Rated M, 2866 words, complete, 2020]

Andrew Minyard doesn't DO hand holding. Neil knows this and he's more than fine with it. Except, as it turns out, he does do it, on purpose and everything and Neil's totally alright with that too. More than OK with it as it happens.

Kiss it better? by Accio_pitch [Rated G, 2870 words, complete, 2020]

Growing up, Neil never received any comfort whenever he got hurt. But now he has Andrew.

5 times Andrew kisses Neil's ouches better and one time Neil returns the gesture.

tw: nightmares, tw: scars

cocoa dust by djhedy [Rated T, 22319 words, complete, 2020]

Neil had seen the guy around campus a few times. It was hard not to. The exy team stood out. Or those three did, anyway. The twins with their shock-white blond hair and perpetual resting bastard face, and Kevin Day, the number 2 arrogantly tattooed on a high cheekbone, flanked as usual by at least one of the twins.

And Neil knew their reputation. It’s why he stayed away.

or, neil gets a new job at the coffee shop opposite campus and guess which asshole is a regular

73 (stranded due to inclement weather) for andreil by @spanglebangle (tumblr)

“What do you mean, the flight is cancelled?” Neil said in disbelief.

Andreil headcanons by @myblessedeyes (tumblr)

 *This is all imagined to happen after “yes or no”s have come up less frequently when it comes to casual shows of affection because “no”s have been thoroughly proven to be respected*

Andreil sleeping by @broship-addict (tumblr)

it’s basically canon that when Neil and Andrew sleep together, Andrew’s back is against the wall

HC that Andrew actually loves cuddling by @nxah-czerny (tumblr)

...because on the same sense that he likes to have those under his protection under his watchful eye at all times, he now can’t sleep unless he knows that Neil is safe between his arms

Touch-starved Andrew hc by @kevindayslefthand (tumblr)

I’ve seen a lot of posts talking about touch starved Neil but we must consider: touch starved Andrew.

casual andreil touches hc by @sirfluffkins (tumblr)

James: Say no to drugs.

Sirius: Say yes to drugs.

Remus: It doesn’t matter what you tell drugs.

Remus: Because if you’re talking to drugs, you’re doing drugs.

The first half of this weird year is already over. Let’s celebrate this with our best comics of this year (so far) :)

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