Frogbirb - Chihuahua Daddy

The first half of this weird year is already over. Let’s celebrate this with our best comics of this year (so far) :)

it’s me. i am hot mess bf.

i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work

Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Sirius: Wait, what do you mean THREE?

Police: Yes...Three.

Sirius: Oh, my God-- What the fuck!?

Police: Sir?

Sirius: JAMES FUCKING FELL OFF.

Must scifi be "good"? Is it not enough for the characters to be gay, in space?

Is that a swarm of locust in your pants or are your dick and balls just heralding the end of days

one of my friends had their therapist gently suggest the reason why they empathized so much with their autistic homies was because they were, in fact, autistic. when i stopped laughing enough to type i pointed out that

neurospicy people, like baby gays, unconsciously flock together

the venn diagram of "highly gifted kid" and "autistic" is damn near a circle

probably nobody had mentioned it because again, neurospicy queers flock together and wouldn't realize anything was odd about it and if they DID probably wouldn't say anything about it

their face:

so this is a PSA that if you hang with a lot of neurospicy homies perhaps you should ask yourself why you relate

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jasper looked at bella like this every time she turned to stare at the cullens in the lunchroom. tell me i’m wrong