Jasper Looked At Bella Like This Every Time She Turned To Stare At The Cullens In The Lunchroom. Tell

Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

Rating the birds in my backyard by tendency toward violence

Northern Cardinal, 4/10

I'm sometimes worried the male is sexually harassing the female but I'm pretty sure they're just doing some elaborate public pickup roleplay. The rest of us didn't agree to participate in your kink, guys.

American Robin, 1/10

Literally just some dude hanging out. Never bothered anyone but worms. Big fan of the way you just stand there in the middle of the grass like you forgot what you were supposed to be doing.

House Sparrow, 10/10

You're a gang. You're participating in gang violence. There's ten billion of you living in a single wood pile and it's been civil war for three years now. When will the bloodshed end?

Tufted Titmouse, 1/10

A shy baby. A pretty little guy. I saw you on the neighbor's garage roof and time stopped. There were anime sparkles around you. Come back.

European Starling, 9/10

Why is it always you? Listen, I know, I KNOW the sparrows are the problem, and YET. When the fighting starts, it's always you in the middle of it, provoking them and then screaming like you're an innocent bystander defending yourself. I'm onto you.

Carolina Wren, 3/10

This rating is not for physical violence, which you don't engage in, but for your role as an incurable narc. A tattle tale. I know they're fighting again, okay? I see it. Our yard has been a warzone for years, you don't have to make a big announcement every time someone misbehaves.

Eastern Wood-Peewee, 0/10

If this were "birds who think they're better than everyone else," you'd get 10/10.

Red-bellied Woodpecker, 6/10

It's a utility pole. It's not a tree. You're surrounded by trees that are full of bugs. But there you are, on the utility pole. Committing vandalism.

American Crow, unrated

For who am I to cast judgment on the actions of La Famiglia? I assume you are doing what is best for the neighborhood. If I could, though, without criticism, make a single observation. That when large numbers of you gather in the ominous dead cottonwood - no? No, you're right. None of my business.

Great Crested Flycatcher, 5/10

Frankly, I think you could be doing more. I think your name implies a great potential. I think you should massacre the insects. I think your beak should drip with viscera.

Stay tuned for more criminal activity!

HEY ARTISTS!

Do you design a lot of characters living in not-modern eras and you’re tired of combing through google for the perfect outfit references? Well I got good news for you kiddo, this website has you covered! Originally @modmad made a post about it, but her link stopped working and I managed to fix it, so here’s a new post. Basically, this is a costume rental website for plays and stage shows and what not, they have outfits for several different decades from medieval to the 1980s. LOOK AT THIS SELECTION:

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There’s a lot of really specific stuff in here, I design a lot of 1930s characters for my ask blog and with more chapters on the way for the game it belongs to I’m gonna be designing more, and this website is going to be an invaluable reference. I hope this can be useful to my other fellow artists as well! :)

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it’s me. i am hot mess bf.

I’ve been thinking about why I have clung to AFTG like I have. There are so many better written books, books with better plot lines, etc but for some reason All For The Game is my favorite and six months later I’m just as obsessed, maybe even more, as I was when I first read it.

I have come to this conclusion and I think this can be accurate for any book:

I was not in a good place when I read the series.

So I decide to read some free books on my phone while we were camping. I had seen art on them and it looked interesting.

And once I started reading them I couldn’t stop. I think I read the whole thing in like two and a half days.

I clung to the books because they helped pulled me a little bit out of one of the worst times of my life.

They have become my comfort books. When I’m sad I scroll Tumblr, look at art and read one shots on AO3.

I have never had this much of a obsession with a book other than like Harry Potter but it was never the same feeling.

That was really long and cheesy but I think a lot of people probably relate to that. Even if into not AFTG.

Me, thinking aftg is going to be about a bunch of gays playing sports and falling in love because I never bothered reading a synopsis:

Aftg:

A Very Potter Musical (2009) || Good Omens (2019)

My editing skills are not what they used to be but enjoy cowboy simon!

never read or watched harry potter and all i know about it comes from fans posting content on here and i think that is very sexy of me