I Saw The Future. There Were So Few Bees Left That They Cross-bred Beekeepers With Them So They Could

Bruce Wayne’s son privilege.

fanfic writers will consume a whole ass franchise and be like "that was fun, now i will proceed to do it better"

to all of the irl friends who I have done this to:

I am sorry. I cannot control it. If I asked you to stop doing something(ex. To stop touching me cause sometimes touch just feels w r o n g) please stop doing the thing, it probably added to the list of reasons i snapped. Yes I still care about you I'm just frustrated and don't have the words to articulate why. Again, I am sorry.

Literally none of my friends have tumblr. None of them are gonna see this.

Also relevant to this post is that I am currently in the process of getting an adhd diagnosis but things aren't looking too good with that 😬. The psychiatrist I'm seeing got back one of the forms from my teachers(only 1 out of the 5 or 6 I handed out) and she said just from a glance it didn't look like I had adhd/ADD(what's the difference between those two btw?)

I know there's something fucked in my brain but idk what and adhd/ADD sounded a lot like what's up with my brain. If it isn't that I might cry cause I want a straight answer from this. Yes or no. And it's a strong possibility cause my dad has adhd and pretty sure my mom did too.

Kinda just want to scream.

The (un)holy trinity of rock songs that sound like cartoon characters:

My son asked, “How do you get Dick from Richard?”

I said, “Well, you gotta go to dinner first.”

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

Is that a swarm of locust in your pants or are your dick and balls just heralding the end of days