Dec 4: Remember That Time We Learned Clark Kent Totally Peeked At All His Christmas Presents With His

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

2020 MOODBOARD

have i gone too far

We made a little thing, to celebrate 30 years of Good Omens, and to cheer people up. I hope you like it. Feel free to reblog...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quSXoj8Kob0&feature=youtu.be

What the color a character is coded/has the vibes of says about them:

Red: You either

Have an individualist complex

Moody lone wolf vibes

Loud main character energy

You’re a homosexual with a temper and poor impulse control

Green: You are either

The one in your friend group most likely to commit war crimes/get arrested

A huge fucking nerd

Yellow: There are only three types of yellow characters

Soft boys

Stable friend in the group/voice of reason

Bitches with anxiety

And finally

Purple: ... you’re a lot of things but straight isn’t one of them

DAY IS MADE!

Everything about your art was amazing, until I saw you ship DabiHawks 🤮

Sorry for your loss

Sirius’s cave in Goblet of Fire