Ugh. I Hate When This Happens

Made this for u 💝

when the fic is so good you need to exit out of the browser app and scroll on tumblr for a few minutes to process what you’re reading

Shaun of the Dead is literally the current British reaction to the coronavirus.

Tara look

The Stewart’s officially have a new foster pup, “Lenny”!

Could never get a dick piercing. What if I get near a strong magnet and it rips my thang asunder

this is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

Observation #1: The prefix "a-" means "none", such as in "asexual", "apolitical" and "Atheism".

Observation: The word "unicorn" is a combination of "uni", meaning "one", and "cornus", meaning "horn".

Conclusion:

This is an acorn.

BONUS:

“Ten points to Dumbledore!”

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Now that I have your attention I would like to recommend you guys one of the most talented Jily writers I’ve ever read (and i read a lot of Jily), @petals-to-fish . Read Petals’ stuff, you can thank me later!

Really... such an amazing writer 💕

batdad speedrun: everything is a riddle now

AU where battinson gets a bunch of robins at once is back :)

hey i really think y’all should watch this