Fishyfiasco

I haven’t needed to pronounce or say “Sean” for awhile so can someone tell me how I’m supposed to pronounce it

wait is this camping?

like when I hook someone I stay near them, but like, I treat it like they have kindred. I stay out of range like I go to gens near it but I stay close enough where I can still down the person or the previously hooked person.

like is that considered camping? I can understand it’s be annoying in the survivors POV but like-

my one friend is 99.9% convinced I’m a lesbian and I have no plan on correcting her

in her defense I’ve never expressed any romantic or crushes on anyone, real and fictional

anime boys look like babies that are just taller, there is no appeal and all the boys I’ve met are literally just copy and paste

OH

YOUR STOMACH HURTS?

I WONDER WHY

I REALLY DO

TO BR FAIR @plantful-sins TOLD ME TO @bigtitykitty

*you camped someone cause they were being an over cocky asshole that wanted to “bully” the killer*

them after they died and sent me a message: you SUCK

me a rank 20 killer: ok like, so do you

them trying to say they’re better: I am a prestige 3 level 50 Nea and a prestige 1 rank 1 Ghostface you suck

me: an-and you lost to me?

gimme a destiny themed deez nuts joke so I can get my bf please it’s urgent

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

Your boyfriend starts mumbling in Latin in his sleep and it scares the hell out of you but upon translation he’s introducing himself, inquiring on the price of grain, attempting to sell dormice, brainstorming silly Saturnalia gift ideas. In his sleep he somehow becomes a 1st century BC plebeian, of modest means but with a pleasant outlook on mundane life.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJWP9xxg/

Y’all I think I’ve had enough Tik Tok for tonight

update:I made it so y’all can see it too😔

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJWP9xxg/

My gay boys