In Honor Of Valk Coming To Apex Legends I Will Speedrun Titan Fall 2 And Kill Her Dad

me sitting here wondering why I’m suddenly getting a crush despite never having one before: Me realizing I’ve been wearing an Aphrodite(the goddess of LOVE and stuff) necklace since last Christmas: oH FUC-

So, you’re just sitting there, Aphrodite necklace on your titties, and expect not to fall in love? Aphrodite got yo back, bro. She saw you were not getting crushes and filled your heart with love and lust.

Part of me feels like she did it so you remembered who she was. But, congratulations on your first crush! The first ones are the best ones. 🥺 💖

For someone with such a high vocabulary and comprehension level I can’t pronounce shit

this was found out by my friend who then made me name all exotics in destiny 2 to see how badly I’d fail

Did you know I once started making a Tarot-themed captura screenshot series ages ago? I forgot about it too until I recently found them...

ok so apparently my snaildians(snail guardians) were more popular that anticipated so I have created a blog dedicated to them if y’all wanna watch the little snaildians grow

- @destinyssnails

Showing 'Anticipation' in Writing

Fingers tapping rhythmically on a surface.

Shifting weight from one foot to the other.

Checking the time frequently.

Eyes darting to the door or window expectantly.

Taking deep, excited breaths.

Biting the lower lip in nervous excitement.

Rubbing hands together eagerly.

Whispering, “I can’t wait” to themselves or others.

Fidgeting with objects, like twisting a ring or playing with a pen.

Heart pounding with eagerness.

Perking up at any noise that might signal the anticipated event.

Smiling slightly, as if imagining the future moment.

Knees bouncing up and down while seated.

Glancing at their phone or watch repeatedly.

Clutching a piece of clothing or accessory tightly.

Standing on tiptoe to get a better view.

Ears straining to catch any sound.

Swallowing nervously, throat dry with excitement.

Humming or softly singing to pass the time.

Practicing a speech or action they are looking forward to.

GOD DAMN YOU FUCKING SCREEBS

I HATE them

I hate them SO MUCH

FUCK

DAMMIT

SCREEBS

CREEPY CRAWLEY EXPLODEY BASTARDS

WHY ARE THEY SO FAST

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Today I learned; Nimun will caw(?) at me for pets