Three Stages Of Grief
Three stages of grief
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Can and will fight anyone who says this game is boring
online friend who I’m playing Minecraft with:*on the phone with his gf* WEDNESDAYS ARE FOR THE BOYSSSS
the three others: YEAHHH LETS GOOOO
me sitting there: ok guess I’m one of the boys
What I say: the aquarium because it’s indoors and I don’t like hot weather
My brain: I wanna go to the aquarium because it has fish FISH FISH FISH FISH I like fish (:
Teacher: if you won 1million dollars what would you get first and why?
Everyone else: I would invest in etc
Me: so this sounds dumber than what everyone else has said but I would buy this one worm on a string deal where I get 9 worms for $1.50. If I spent the whole of the 1million I’d get approximately 74,074 worm on a strings.
Teacher: are these real worms
Me: no these aren’t real worms
Teacher: and what purpose do these serve? Why do you want them?
Me: emotional support
one of me and my brothers favourite bits to do is pretend we're cavemen seeing modern things for the first time. like an airplane passes overhead and i go 'caveman' and we both point and stare at it pass with gazes of abject horror and disbelief like we're about to experience the rapture and have seen the closest thing to god we ever will
I like to imagine the Salty Sharks crew is pure chaotic energy sometimes.
me sitting here wondering why I’m suddenly getting a crush despite never having one before: Me realizing I’ve been wearing an Aphrodite(the goddess of LOVE and stuff) necklace since last Christmas: oH FUC-
So, you’re just sitting there, Aphrodite necklace on your titties, and expect not to fall in love? Aphrodite got yo back, bro. She saw you were not getting crushes and filled your heart with love and lust.
Part of me feels like she did it so you remembered who she was. But, congratulations on your first crush! The first ones are the best ones. 🥺 💖
What if Sauron didn’t forget to give the hobbits some rings
And he
What if
Like he can’t tell humans and hobbits apart
Like human
Smaller human
OR
He thought they were beardless dwarfs
I DONT AGEV ONE
