Tfw You Get Off The Bus And The Bus Driver Says You're Welcome And You Respond With You Too.

Forgive me.

Prompt

You discover that you're an almost exact replica of another person and have only existed for the last six months. One year ago, the original person died, and the family decided to use DNA and AI technology to create you: a physically identical body to the deceased with their memories downloaded into your head. You were never meant to find out that you're not a true human and your only real memories are of the past half a year. The government long ago banned this type of tech. If anyone finds out you exist, you'll be exterminated. Concealing the truth becomes a lot harder when you discover that your significant other is secretly part of a government agency that deals with regulating (i.e. getting rid of) outlawed, advanced tech.

- Lynn

Me when the temperature drops a tiny bit

Prompt

Icarus didn’t fall; he turned into an incredible creature. The wings fused into his back and the winds became his best friends. Touching the sun transformed him. The Icarus people knew did die, but a creature of the sun was born. And with the sun child born, the moon child was created.

-Mod Katie @Lovelykat23 on Instagram

I'm getting a therapist but like, I don't even know what goes on in my own thoughts half the time o.o

Everyone I crush on is a lesbian

Dialogue Prompt

“Did… did you bring chocolate on this mission?!?” 

“It’s stress chocolate!” 

“But WHY?!?” 

“ASSASSINATIONS STRESS ME OUT, OKAY?!?”

- Mod Kat @zigzagzipwriting on Tumblr

literally how hard would it have been for jkr to say something like “listen I was writing it in the 90s, I was inexperienced, I was writing from my own point of view, I didn’t realise how underrepresented a lot of people are, I wasn’t thinking about anything other than the plot, I accept that it’s a little sparse on the diversity front, I can try to be more self aware with my future works” etc etc instead of.. this nonsense