Wiki How To Human?

Where in the fuck do I find people who like big mouth, aren’t creepy, and don’t ship fucking CALEB AND MATHEW!!!

Qpr‘s are different for everyone?

No, all Qpp want to have a wedding with a tub of Vaseline as the officient /j

Is there anyone on this god forsaken app that is good at reading writing. I wrote myself a memo on my arm and I can’t read it…

I need someone to kiss me but I swear to god the thought of someone kissing me makes me feel sick.

Like, what?

How do I need to be kissed but also the thought repulses me

I need to kiss someone but also magically make it so I can’t be kissed back but not in a rejection way

I need someone to kiss me but without the kiss

Like wtf does my brain want right now?

Am I going insane?

Is this a neurodivergent thing? An aromantic thing? An ace spectrum thing?

WTF IS THIS?!?!?!?

Here is a code to how I responded to a post:

Scroll: did not enjoy post

Like: I liked the post or giggled to myself and want to OP to know that I appreciate them

Reblog: relate to the post or a tag game

What movie should I force my bestie ( @grey-loves-vikings ) to watch with me for my birthday today!

We might watch multiple because MOVIES!!!

Happy birthday to me!!!

What is it called when you are sex repulsed but only when it comes to real life. Like my little guys on paper or the little guys on the screen having sex is ok because they don’t exist and can’t actually have sex

But even hinting at sex in real life is icky it’s gross. It’s unwanted. It’s bad

I hate when I realize I don’t know how to do something but I’m too old to ask. Like, I didn’t know I had to wash my sheets till a couple months ago

I don’t know how to make an outfit

I don’t know how to do laundry (I kinda just guess)

On that point I also don’t know how to fold laundry ( I just kinda guess on that one as well)

I don’t even know what else I don’t know because I don’t know it!?!?!?!?

When you run a book club and there is three members (me, my bestie and one other person) but two of you work at the same spot and are besties so it’s just a constant state of a platonic date until the other mutual friend shows up.

Context:

-me and bestie are in a QPR

- other friend is usually a little late and me and bestie are both early (because we work there)

I found out my therapist has tumblr and I want to delete the whole app.