Benny Sooo Pissed Me Off With This Line,

Meanwhile, me:

I want to suck dick under a desk while they're busy doing something else

Austin Butlers voice completely satisfying…

No bc Callum cracked me up bringing up Arthur, and ofc every Arthur watcher instantly starts singing the theme tune as soon as someone mentions it 😆

An absolute TRAVESTY that Austin has NEVER seen Arthur like--

Never been more disappointed :') it's literally a 90s US show... we can't be having that now, someone educate this maannnn

Considering I have a 10 Yr age gap with these men, it's just nice to find out we have similarities, even if it's just childhood TV Shows 🥰

Just keep smiling😊

No bc we are ANIMALS for posting this...

And I, for one, am personally sorry to Mr Austin Butler for our transgressions...

I apologise for being a horny girlie. You're just an incredibly attractive man with the charm of an angel and so the thought of your dick has me convulsing... furthermore, actually SEEING the outline and (can I say) quite SUBSTANTIAL bump of your dick is making me froth at the mouth, and my downstairs is SHUDDERING... so again, apologises... but try to understand how hard it is to NOT be feral towards you.

Thankyou,

Kind regards, f3ytal

(Almost put my email address - force of habit 😂)

But hey, Austin, if you DO want a correspondence... a dialogue... a chit chat.. a hanky panky... a bit of skullduggery (does this mean skull-f##king?).

Then do please send me a direct message 😊

Gotta say, “what is that” is a new response to my dick

I'm buying this man drinks just to watch his plush juicy lips wrap around the bottle...

I'M DOWN BAD

frfr

masters of the air · part two

Pedro coming in like the Walking Dead is making me CACKLE STOP--

Eddington Premiere | The Bee 🐝

Enchantingly Jade's Masterlist ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻

. Austin Butler/Elvis .

. Loki .

. Harry Potter .

. D&D .

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. Miscellaneous .

Shining My Love on You - Bob Marley/Kingsley Ben-adir

Decided to get Bumble...

Doubting my abilities to find someone who will look at me like this but HERE'S HOPING 😭

Surely this is the love child of Austin and Callum 😂

I just gotta shout out to Barbie Ferreira for looking so fine

And this is 100% the dress I'd be wearing if I ever got to meet Austin BECAUSE MY LORD-- This dress would fix me... n possibly tempt him 👉👈

JUST LOOK AT IT 😍 UGHHHH 🤤

Also if I could choose Austin's matching fit for this dress then...

Yes I'm out here creating couple outfits on my Sunday off - WHAT OF IT 😂