Still So Confused About What Eddie And Venom Were Doing In NWH. Like, The Spell Called Everyone That

Grown-ups in the world of Stormbreaker:

Adult #1: grotesque gargoyle

Adult #2: hideous beast

Adult #3: truly terrible to behold

Yassen Gregorovich: ✨sleek dancer’s body and chiseled lips✨

Bleeding profusely from the head while also still having perfect aim to make that final poetic shot 😩

“Resources for writing realistic injuries” no. I want to beat my characters to shit and I don’t care where the blood they’re coughing up is coming from. Like in anime.

My problem is I spam like 20 posts in 2 seconds, forget about Tumblr for three months, then come back and wonder why no one is liking my little funnies

Me every time I see u @leodog896

!!THOR LOVE AND THUNDER SPOILERS AHEAD!!

that shit was gay

Update: the hair is dyed, the homework is done and I'm back to ggg'ing like I should

Dying my hair rn and have math homework I haven't done due tomorrow morning.

How am I supposed to gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss in these conditions??

Currently bawling over the fact that some of the people who wrote "Sold to 1D" fanfics actually finished them and I'm over here with like a billion drafts and none of them are cohesive or completed :'(

always vaguely feeling like im in trouble for something but idk what