My Problem Is I Spam Like 20 Posts In 2 Seconds, Forget About Tumblr For Three Months, Then Come Back

Girl in my Chem class: I taught myself how to play piano, I can teach myself coulombic attraction.

Other girl: Wow, that's really amazing.

First girl again: I'm just kidding, I can't play piano.

Omg guys I finally won tumblr

Just got asked if Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss was some sort of lesbian thing and I think that's enough being alive for today.

no mom i’m not high my eyes are red because i’m evil

Crying because we're doing Clue: On Stage and I'm tech head

Can't believe that she genuinely doesn't sleep.

Like she's literally waging a war on the weak. She opened the door to my dreams and turned them into nightmares but like a life?? She still gets to keep that??

does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles

Your reblogs are how I know you're still alive