My Doctor Told Me I Have To Do PT This Fucking Sucks

thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call

they got paramore 😔

Zheng Yi Sao, I just want you to know that I would never abandon you and I can file so good and I’ve never broken an abacus and I would leave your lil ships where they are and ma’am I am just so good at towels so if you ever, like, need anything or whatever I can totally do it

Like bro, this kid is crying absolutely destroyed in every movie. I want a scene for him where he can just straight up sock people without being verbally driven into the ground.

Most of the adult male characters who interact with Peter Parker: 🤗 lemme gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, mansplain, and manipulate this literal child

Exceptions to this that I can think of rn, the malewives:

Happy Hogan, Tobey and Andrew (duh), most of the NWH villains somehow, and the teachers from Far From Home

got stuck on the toilet earlier and my inner monologue started coming in cookie monster's voice for some reason

Celebrations during USA vs Germany - 07.28.24

I’m very much getting ahead of myself

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

The rest of the MCU: it’s getting dark, it’s getting gritty, we’re into the multiverse now 😡

Taika: Thor is going on a journey to find himself 🌸🥰🌸 the power of friendship and pretty colors ☺️ peace and love baby

Also Taika: here, have Valkyrie in a suit and Jane absolutely ripped