Got Stuck On The Toilet Earlier And My Inner Monologue Started Coming In Cookie Monster's Voice For Some

Post-No Way Home Peter Parker who finishes his GED, goes to community college, works at the Daily Bugle part-time for the cash but he works in IT, rediscovers his sexuality after crushing hard on a guy in his mechanics class, is a total mess because he never sleeps but kicks ass being the independent Spider-Man he was always meant to be.

Celebrations during USA vs Germany - 07.28.24

First gif is my favorite cause it looks like it’s talking about The Swede

Stede Bonnet‘s Wildest Dreams (POV: You’re Blackbeard)

"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great

Call me Kennedy the way she F with my John

we have our Wine Dude 😭😭

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RADICAL SATURDAY

Spanish Jackie gives a whole new meaning to “I got your nose”

It’s terrible meme hours

Because of woke

My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?