Can You Imagine The Dagger Ducklings During Christmas??? I Bet Mav Would Get Them All Matching Sweaters.

IS THIS SHIT FROM WIND IN THE WILLOWS?? LITERALLY BEST FUCKING BOOK EVER

Life if bro lived close by

That is so adrian core,,,,,

AITA (19M) for running away the night of my coronation and left my younger brother (16M) to take over? I was really stressed about my dad dying but now i think i might have been a bit selfish.

(omg finally not a topgun post)

if you're trying to get into the head of your story's antagonist, try writing an "Am I the Asshole" reddit post from their perspective, explaining their problems and their plans for solving them. Let the voice and logic come through.

Mav: *watching their house burn down* Mav: Mav: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

Ice: Facepalming in the backround.

my own personal feeling is that Ice is gay, like only liking men homosexual bitch kinda gay, but Mav is 100 and 50% bisexual. hes the bi baby of the group and ice loves him for it

Yes, my bi erasure post might have a little to do with Icemav. But please hear me out. A lot of people will use the word gay when what they really mean is "not straight." I personally believe that this is the case with Val Kilmer referring to Iceman as "gay." Because there is evidence to suggest that both him and Maverick are bisexual.

This is just my opinion, though, so I guess I can't be upset with other people for consistently referring to them as gay. It just sucks because it feels like bisexuals/ bisexuality end up being overlooked or glossed over. I personally love seeing bi representation in media. It helps me feel seen and heard.

What do y'all think? I would appreciate hearing other people's opinions!

im reblogging this for the sole purpose of ease of finding it next time i need a laugh

top gun (1987) as txt posts!!!

oh my fucking gods i want this on my wall

*in a group chat* Ice: First one to reply is gat. Ice: *gay Ice: Wait...

If I may add on:

Rich boy Ice who desperately wants to learn how to cook

Poor boy Mav who has to teach him

Mav: Have I ever told you what a good cook you are?

Ice, frying a salad: You have not.

Mav: Yeah, there's a reason for that. Get out of my kitchen.

Ya'll i want to write a Topgun Fanfic, based on the short story 'The Things They Carried," but I'm not quite sure what all of them would bring. I know that Mav would have goose's dog tags (ignoring the scene where he throws the out over the ocean), and he would probably have some polaroids and letters from Ice, but Im not sure what else.

Ya'll have any ideas? or ideas for things ice can carry?

Slider and Mav are fighting* Goose, taking aspirin: I have a headache! Can you guys just be cool?! *Slider and Mav start fighting while wearing sunglasses and riding skateboards*