IS THIS SHIT FROM WIND IN THE WILLOWS?? LITERALLY BEST FUCKING BOOK EVER

Mav: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder? Ice: Well, it’s frowned upon. Mav: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? Mav: That’s okay, right?

Based on a True Story:

Ice and Goose: cooking.

Mav and Slider: Joking around at the end of the counter.

Slider: Mav, is the Microwave supposed to be smoking?

Mav looks over to see smoke pouring out of the microwave: ICE THE POTATOES ARE ON FIRE.

Ice running over and opening the microwave. Additional smoke comes out. The potatoes are fine: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SMOKE COMIMG FROM THE POTATOES AREN'T BURNT.

The microwave begins making weird noises. More smoke come out, then the microwave makes a popping sound. and the smoke stops coming.

The Microwave caught on fire.

some aces are virgins

some aces love sex

some aces have sexual trauma

some aces don't want sex

some aces masturbate

some aces are teenagers

some aces are in their seventies

some aces dress modestly

some aces wear skimpy clothes

some aces only date aces

some aces don't want romance

and we're all valid : )

YES PLEASE.

personally I think they should play top gun in theaters near me because I asked nicely and it's me???

Let me have Val Kilmer on the big screen okay?? I don't ask for much but these are my demands and this is a threat

Tis my day of birth, so in honor of that, here are top gun characters and their birthdays.

Mav: Expects people to forget, but always ends up surrounded by all his family and friends. (The daggers especially love surprising him at work)

Ice: Often has to work through his birthday, so mav always wakes him up nicely ( if you know what i mean ;) ) and has a (takeout) fancy dinner prepared when he gets home.

Goose: fucking LOVES birthdays. absolutely has the biggest backyard barbecue every year, complete with a homeade cake that carole makes for him.

Im literally just making this for myself so i remebr it

Steve/Bucky [Captain America]

Unrated - Teen

Mature

Explicit Pt. 1

Explicit Pt. 2

Series

Billy/Teddy [Young Avengers]

General - Mature

Explicit & Series

Andrew/Neil [All For the Game]

Unrated & Series

General & Teen

Mature

Explicit

Steve/Eddie [Stranger Things]

All Ratings & Series

Jack/Bitty [Check, Please!]

Unrated & General

Teen & Mature

Explicit & Series

James Bond/Q [James Bond]

General

Teen

Mature

Explicit

Merlin/Arthur Pendragon [BBC Merlin]

General & Series

Teen

Mature

Explicit Pt. 1

Explicit Pt. 2

Alex/Henry [Red, White & Royal Blue]

All Ratings

Ghost/Soap [Call of Duty: Modern Warfare]

Teen & Series

Explicit

Miscellaneous Fandoms/Ships

All Ratings

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It's been about a year since i first posted this. i feel like younger me would have a field day knowing im mainly a topgun blog now

I have just now noticed. That nearly every single post i have is about topgun.

save me

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE ALL YOU LITTLE FUCKS

Anyway here's just an idea i had about the dagger ducklings and mavdad/Icepops. I feel like Ice prefers Christmas Eve to Christmas day. (I really really like the idea of Ice being Jewish and celebrating both Hanukkah and Christmas). Christmas Eve is when all of the ducklings (And flyboys) come over for a Christmas eve dinner. Ice cooks (obviously), and Mav gets in the way (again, obviously), and nobody would have it any other way. They always watch Charlie Brown Christmas, and Mav keeps trying to get them to watch Die Hard (because "Iceeeee it takes place during Christmas how is it not a Christmas movie). This has been a years-long debate in the Mitchell-Kazansky House. (For the record, Mav, Bradley, Pheonix, Fanboy, and Omaha are staunchly on the side arguing that is it, Everyone else does not agree).

They also exchange presents, because not all of the daggers will stay for Christmas day. (Mav gives the most elaborate presents)

And Mav always runs cold. aaughhhhhhh i love hot/cold dynamics

Iceman who despite his callsign is very warm. Human heater Tom Kazansky send tweet

pride!!!!!

🏳️‍🌈Happy Pride!!🏳️‍🌈 | x x