What.

I have such a strong desire to pet a mouse.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY you little shits. here's how topgun characters celebrate valentines day :)

Mav: Nothing on actual valentines day, unless it falls on a weekend. He knows that Ice is usually too busy on a weekday to do anything major, so he always plans something fun for the weekend after. (His favorite thing he did was a romantic motorcycle ride to a picnic on the beach)

Ice: Even though he's busy on Valentines day, he always takes the time to set up takeout for his and Mav's favorite restaurant and put on a cheesy romance movie.

Goose: Bitch proposed on a valentines day. He's the cheesiest man to ever live. Every single valentines day that he is stateside, he cooks breakfast in bed for Carole, no matter how early in the morning he has to wake up in order for that to happen. He has a huge bouquet of roses ready for her when she walks into the living rooms, and the entire floor is COVERED in rode petals. he's a cheesy sap and carole loves him for it.

YAY COMBINATION OF MY TWO HYPERFIXTATIONS!!!!

but in full honesty, Mav and Goose would be KILLER during gymnastics.

(in my heart tho i want them all to be on the mens beach volleyball team)

olympics au because it’s been the only thing i’ve been watching the past week !! 🥇

goosemav as gymnasts, ice as a swimmer and slider as a beach volleyball player :)

im reblogging this for the sole purpose of ease of finding it next time i need a laugh

top gun (1987) as txt posts!!!

There was only one bed.

There used to be two people who shared it. The bed saw laughter and love, times of joy and happiness. But then A got sick. The bed became their safe place, as their joins ached and their skin burned. B did everything they could to help, but it wasn't enough. The bed only holds one now.

Hurt/no comfort fans:

Writer: There Was Only One Bed…

Smut fans: *gasp!!!!!*

Writer: So They Spooned All Night And The Brooding One Allowed Themselves To Feel Vulnerable For The First Time In Years And The Chirpy One Got Some Quality Snuggles

Fluff fans: *GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

ALSO THIS IS NOT THE FANDOM I USUALLY POST FOR BUT HEARTSTOPPER SEASON 3 IS RELEASED TODAY. WHO ELSE IS BINGING THIS SHIT???

Based on a True Story:

Ice and Goose: cooking.

Mav and Slider: Joking around at the end of the counter.

Slider: Mav, is the Microwave supposed to be smoking?

Mav looks over to see smoke pouring out of the microwave: ICE THE POTATOES ARE ON FIRE.

Ice running over and opening the microwave. Additional smoke comes out. The potatoes are fine: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SMOKE COMIMG FROM THE POTATOES AREN'T BURNT.

The microwave begins making weird noises. More smoke come out, then the microwave makes a popping sound. and the smoke stops coming.

The Microwave caught on fire.

It's been about a year since i first posted this. i feel like younger me would have a field day knowing im mainly a topgun blog now

I have just now noticed. That nearly every single post i have is about topgun.

save me

Mav: I dare you to marry me.

Ice: No. I'm not falling for that idiot.

Mav: Then I win.

Ice: What? No you don’t. I’ll marry the hell out of you. You’re officially my husband now. You can’t beat me like that.

such a tiny guy