Such A Tiny Guy

Mav: This food is too hot... I cant eat it. Ice: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: *silence* Goose: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Slider: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

*in a group chat* Ice: First one to reply is gat. Ice: *gay Ice: Wait...

Ethical concerns of your boyfriend also being your doctor be damned! My boys are gay!

Ice: Mav, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor

Mav: Hey, I'm sorry- Is this OUR stab wound?

I have such a strong desire to pet a mouse.

IM GETTING SO MUCH GOOD OMENS SHIT. I HAVEN'T WATCHED THE SHOW AND IM GETTING SPOILED. I DONT WANT SPOILERSSSSSSS

he's a very pretty man

val kilmer 🎀

i love them with my entire soul

Maverick (circa.1988), storming into the Top Gun base instructor lounge, stalking over to slam his hands down on the table infront of Iceman Kazansky.

Mav: Alright Kazansky what your fricking problem????

Ice, staring up at Mav with confusion and a little bit of heat: The hell you talking about Mitchell??

Mav: Just that. What's your probelme?? Huh? What with all the goodamn accusing and the staring?? I mean seriously, even when I'm talking to Charlie, you can't just mind you own business!! You always think I'm up to something! I can't even take a goddamn shower in peace!

Ice: ......

Mav: Like seriously, just stop and tell me what the problem is? Why are you so suspicious of me?? Seriously I can't even pick a pen up off the floor without you staring hole in my back for it. What gives?!?!

Ice, who was actually staring a bit further south that Mavs back when he bent down to puck that pen up off the floor: uhhhhh.......

Slider, losing his whole goddamn mind in the corner, thanking Goose and God that Ices pining and assholery behaviour have come back to bite him on the ass in the form of a tiny, fiery and very handsome twink shortstack that Ice is head over heels for: *faint wheezing*

Ice: *error 404, Iceman not found*

Mav: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window. Ice: ...We're on the 5th floor. Mav: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

oh i love them

Good luck prying that child away from them, Rooster. Grandparents Icemav, my true weakness ahaha