ember-beef

Latest Posts by ember-beef

End my suffering PLEASE

i’m so tired i need to be held or killed

kitty car 🐱

Born to indulge in art, climb trees, enjoy the fresh air, gaze at the stars and wonder

Stuck in an office surrounded by the click clack of keyboards and the smell of cheap cologne

So stylish, so cute, so perfect, so ✨gaaayyy✨

So you're telling me that I have to go to work EVERYDAY???

For the rest of my life?? Or at least til I have enough money to NOT goo??

Ahm?? Nuh-huu!

I'll go be a forest goblin instead, thanks

Everyone's gangsta until mom comes back home and you didn't take the chicken out of the freezer

The suspense in palpable.

Me: *does things I like, hobbies I actually enjoy*

Me: yeah, this feels right

Me: * proceeds to abandon that hobby*

Also me: why do I feel so miserable now?

ah yes the classic badass lesbian pose

lions are very mean and like jellyfish

Can't wait, dude, can't wait

i can’t wait for when chatGPT and ai image generation also crashes and each prompt cost $50 an attempt. oh you can’t get your stolen big tiddy anime ghibli art for free anymore? you want to buy real big boy art from real artists now? beg for it. beg for it like a dog.

Just keep going, darling, the darkness will pass

IT'S TIME! The Far-Fetched Animated Pilot Kickstarter has officially LAUNCHED! To kick things off, here's a first look at our fully animated series opening!

Consider donating, spread the word, and help us bring this beast to life!

Kickstarter

Coming soon: Far-Fetched: The Animated Pilot That Wouldn't Die

An animated horror comedy about a rock band of misfits filming a music video that’s so lame, monsters try to kill them.

My only solence while cutting onions is that I'll cook and eat them right after I cry.

Take that, lachrymatory factor!

My stomach acid shall give you your deserved sentence.

You know you have a black cat when you look at your unfolded laundry and the unfolded laundry looks back at you