Ember-beef - Beef

So stylish, so cute, so perfect, so ✨gaaayyy✨

My only solence while cutting onions is that I'll cook and eat them right after I cry.

Take that, lachrymatory factor!

My stomach acid shall give you your deserved sentence.

End my suffering PLEASE

i’m so tired i need to be held or killed

Born to indulge in art, climb trees, enjoy the fresh air, gaze at the stars and wonder

Stuck in an office surrounded by the click clack of keyboards and the smell of cheap cologne

So you're telling me that I have to go to work EVERYDAY???

For the rest of my life?? Or at least til I have enough money to NOT goo??

Ahm?? Nuh-huu!

I'll go be a forest goblin instead, thanks

Can't wait, dude, can't wait

i can’t wait for when chatGPT and ai image generation also crashes and each prompt cost $50 an attempt. oh you can’t get your stolen big tiddy anime ghibli art for free anymore? you want to buy real big boy art from real artists now? beg for it. beg for it like a dog.