Ember-beef - Beef

kitty car 🐱

So you're telling me that I have to go to work EVERYDAY???

For the rest of my life?? Or at least til I have enough money to NOT goo??

Ahm?? Nuh-huu!

I'll go be a forest goblin instead, thanks

My only solence while cutting onions is that I'll cook and eat them right after I cry.

Take that, lachrymatory factor!

My stomach acid shall give you your deserved sentence.

IT'S TIME! The Far-Fetched Animated Pilot Kickstarter has officially LAUNCHED! To kick things off, here's a first look at our fully animated series opening!

Consider donating, spread the word, and help us bring this beast to life!

Kickstarter

Coming soon: Far-Fetched: The Animated Pilot That Wouldn't Die

An animated horror comedy about a rock band of misfits filming a music video that’s so lame, monsters try to kill them.

lions are very mean and like jellyfish

Born to indulge in art, climb trees, enjoy the fresh air, gaze at the stars and wonder

Stuck in an office surrounded by the click clack of keyboards and the smell of cheap cologne

ah yes the classic badass lesbian pose

You know you have a black cat when you look at your unfolded laundry and the unfolded laundry looks back at you