Loved The Way Queer Relationships Were Represented In Good Omens 2. It Wasn't Like A 'look They're Gay

does anyone know if ghosts get paid for opening doors for us when we hit the button or

crash

hmmmm yeah so there's two of us now. are currently taking online quizzes to see if we get the same results. apparently if we were candle scents we would be eucalyptus tea.

fuuuck. just got cleaved in twain by a massive fan and BOTH detached parts of my body seem to be healing. fuuuck. is this asexual reproduction????

the horta slays severely. clearly a man under a fucked up rug, sitting crunched up on a rolling pad. she's my best friend. she is the mother to them. she's my favorite star trek alien.

fuuuck. just got cleaved in twain by a massive fan and BOTH detached parts of my body seem to be healing. fuuuck. is this asexual reproduction????

do you ever make a pretty clever joke but nobody understands because they have no idea what you're talking about?

because i just said to someone after realizing that i was a fool "i need to buy an egg because apparently im a clown" and instead of being like 'oh ha ha bc thats how you copyright a clown look!' they said 'i told my dad about this and he's concerned'

im unappreciated in the greater scheme of things, smh

tma is a show which spends the first 100 episodes going "look at these monsters. aren't they fucked up. yeah and they're all so happy being monsters who hurt people monstrously" and then the protagonist who you've spent hours listening to at this point becomes one of those fucked up monsters, forcing you to either dismiss him as evil or you have to fully change how you view all the previous monsters. and then they spend the next 100 episodes dealing with that

pspspsps come collect ur bot slayer badge

someone: so who do you have a crush on

me:

my friends and i were talking about what element benders we would be in atla and i almost joked 'lol just take a quiz like the rest of us' but then i realized the quiz would be like

which do you like most:

- swimming

- a cool breeze on my face

- the snap and crackle of a campfire

- shoveling dirt into my mouth