- Wherever You Are, I'll Come To You.

A logic puzzle.

Initial data: [Az] - Do you understand what happened yesterday? [Cr] - Well, I understand some of it. But some of it… well, it's just a little bit too [Death] - Ineffable

Objectively: 1 Two things happened last night. 2 Crowley understand one of these events. 3 The other event is Ineffable. 4 We also know that one of these events was a body swap.

To find: 1 What was the second event last night? 2 Which event does Crowley understand, and which is ineffable?

Additionally it is known: The first kiss happened in the S2.

My answer: 1 Last night they fell asleep in each other's arms >< 2 Death found such a close relationship between an angel and a demon ineffable. ^^

A note on the Institutional problem.

- For one prince of Heaven to be cast into the darkness makes a good story. For it to happen twice, makes it look like there is some kind of institutional problem.

According to Metatron, such disobedience to God happened only for the second time. The first person who doubted God's plans and was thrown into Hell for it was Crowley. So Crowley was a prince of Heaven and held the position of archangel Gabriel. Aziraphale will now take over this position. I'm sure he won't stay there for long either. :) This position is cursed as well as the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor (in the "Harry Potter") (: By the way, the institutional problem is a deep contradiction in the existing rules of the (paradise) system. Because the rules are inadequate or outdated. Such a problem leads to a change in the system or to its destruction.

Would it seem like a good story to you, Metatron, if yourself were thrown into darkness? Such an unpleasant character -_-

Yes, Crowley, please. It's so hot here. And maybe it will distract Aziraphale and me from your tight jeans and all that..

List of references

Theories

a funny theory about Leonardo da Vinci paintings

Red-blue reflections.

The theory of Coffee and the Apple of Eden.

The theory of Gabriel's obsession.

The theory of Lesley and Maud (the first part).

The theory of Lesley and Maud (part two.)

A logic puzzle.

What grows in your (British) garden?

The theory of "The Hidden Morse Messages"

(Not) the theory of Cupid's arrows.

The theory of the Garden.

The theory of the name Anthony J. Crowley.

The theory of the name Anthony J. Crowley (addition).

My theory about Maggie and Nina.

Another theory about Maggie and Nina, plus a theory about coffee and death and a lot of symbolism.

Notepad

A note about the code from Crowley's safe.

A note on the Institutional problem.

What happened in the 1920s?

to save or not to save the agreement

It's always too late.

A couple of miniteories ("Staged" and the cycle of eternity)

The song dedicated to the demonic genius.

Fanfiction mini

Something magnetic.

demonic growling.

angelic groan of a martyr.

where talk about the ocean and sunsets?

The whims of Aziraphale rubric

The first whim.

The second whim.

The third whim.

A few chaotic memes on "Good Omens"

(I need a link-randomizer.)

"i can't DISOBEY not do what i'm told". At first, these angels say such things, and then they are surprised there is more fan content than there are stars in the sky!

- No, no, we're not giving her a lift. - Hey, she can hear you. Is it decent? - I'm not jealous at all! - What? - What?

It is dangerous to ask such a question to a person (or a snake) who looks at you like That. Crowley looks like he's thinking of swallowing Aziraphale whole. And then drink an extraordinary amount of alcohol.

A couple of miniteories

Staged S2E8 «Until They Get Home»

Michael and David say goodbye for a long time, while taxi is waiting for a David. He has to drive away to work. Michael tries to hold him back and talks about books and love. For a person who is ready to see references everywhere, this is a very fertile material (I hope the word "fertile" is appropriate here).

1 The ending of the book The Crow Road, which Crowley advised to read, is very similar to this scene. The characters come to mutual love at the end of the book, but they need to break up because one of them has to drive away to work. And a taxi is waiting for her. The hero tries to keep his beloved at least for a short time, comes up with something else to say and prolonging the conversation. If it's not a coincidence, it's very sweet.

2 The simplest thing. Michael talks about Ouroboros and how everything starts where it ends. With these words, the series begins, and the desire of many is for everything to end in the garden. Ouroboros is a symbol of eternity and the cyclical alternation of life and death. We can always see it on Crowley's belt.

3 Michael asks David if he has read The Last Question. This is a short fantasy and philosophical-theological story by Isaac Asimov. It starts with two friends drinking and arguing about eternity. One claims that there is enough energy for eternity. The second one says nothing lasts forever >< (because of the damn entropy). Then millions of years pass and each new civilization asks the same question. Is it possible to stop entropy, not to let death take its toll? The book ends with the words: "let there be light! And there was light-"

So I am waiting for a new round of Ouroboros and the birth of a new universe. Like a "LIGHT!Camera!Action!" and the love ending of course.

Dark-n-Stormy

There is a Dark-n-Stormy cocktail on the menu today. According to some sources, it was invented in the 1920s in Bermuda by the British brothers. Ginger beer, lime juice and dark rum, which gives the drink the color of a thundercloud. I hope this drink will make it a little easier to wait for the S3. They say it helps with motion sickness (on an emotional roller coaster.)