ATTENTION!!!

Me: *wakes up before my alarm* You know this feels very nice, actually...

*alarm rings reminding me of the shit I need to get done*

Me: *filled with sudden anger* CHAOS I CALL TO YOU

Please work, Potato of good luck :')

I'm wishing for either life or death because I am tired of being stuck somewhere in between.

Simply existing.

I hate pranksters.

Like what if you accidentally come back from the future or become a mage or go to an alternate universe and tell ME about it and I DON'T believe you because you pull shit like that normally.

THE DRAMA I WOULD MISS.

And what if it is a prank and I believe you??

I'll never trust you again, you scoundrel toying with my emotions.

Die :)

WHY does no one remember that the name of Piper's ZIT is BOB.

Small Bob

Titan Bob

ZIT BOB

No thank you.

There is pain in acceptance. It's a stage of grief for a reason, I suppose...

Is it just me or has life narrowed down since 2020.

It feels like I've lost the world around me and lapsed into a hallway that I can't leave.

I hope I die in 2069 cause that would be a great joke.

Ya know, just like my life.

"Wow, your glasses really suit your face!"

Thanks but please don't say that right after I took them off

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