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I'm the most traumatised person my age I know

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Hi, reader. Remember that children book series you adored? Here’s how old the characters would be now.

Percy Jackson - turning 31 this August (The Lightening Thief was published in 2005. Percy was twelve.)

Amy and Dan Cahill - 30 and 27 (The 39 Clues wiki page puts Amy as born in 1994 and Dan in 1997.)

Sabrina and Daphne Grimm - 30 and 26 (The Fairytale Dectectives was published in 2005. Sabrina was 11. Daphne was 7. Some disagreement on the fandom wiki for their birth years compared to publication date.)

Artemis Fowl - 38 (The first book was published in 2001. Artemis was 12.)

And the real kicker?

Junie B. Jones would be 37. (The first book was published in 1992. She was 5 in the series.)

I hope you all feel as old as I do.

I hope I die in 2069 cause that would be a great joke.

Ya know, just like my life.

I'm wishing for either life or death because I am tired of being stuck somewhere in between.

Simply existing.

ATTENTION!!!

THERE IS AN IMMENSELY IMPORTANT IMAGE OF A HIGHLY SMOOSHABLE SMOOSHER!!!!

Quite proud of him for growing into such a distinguished gentleman of fine calibre

PJO HEADCANON #1

Y'all, what if Percy went to a Greek museum (in new york, of course,) and told some genuinely Greek person that he was half-Greek and could speak Greek.

They stand there expecting this green-eyed white boy to spout some broken Greek but end up hearing the most pure, jaw-droppingly beautiful ancient Greek.

Everyone's shocked as hell and Percy's just confused until he remembers that he doesn't know how to speak modern greek

Percy runs away and gets chased by a few well-intentioned journalists on the way out.

Annabeth finds him somehow, sighs, and helps him get away.

"WE HAD ONE DATE WE PROMISED EACHOTHER!"

"I'm sorry Annabeth I swear."

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