Dragon-fire-fire - Me

There’s some metal car parts in the side pocket of my passenger door and they make a faint jingling noise while driving. Obviously I know they’re there but other people don’t so I like to pretend they’re crazy for hearing it and gaslighting them into thinking they need to go to the doctor.

I think I just swallowed a bug :(

Watching Channing Tatum dance in step up just created a new ick for me

Read this thing about Saint Agatha and how she’s the patron saint of rape and abuse victims.

Now I need a story centering about this with Billy. Like his mom gave him a pendant with her on it. I think I’ve seen something similar to this but with a different saint.

Like it was hers but she gave it to him and now it’s his comfort item. Since like his dad is hella abusive, it obviously sort of applies.

I was at a seminar for a big company and the speaker said one of their kids was in the room and my immediate thought was if I start talking with them then get married, I can infiltrate my way into the family. My second thought was why would I want to do that ???

I’m listening to Crooked Kingdom with my sister. It’s her first time but I’ve read it before and she really loves Nina and Matthias. It’s like knowing a car crash is going to happen.

I’ve never smoked a day in my life but I am fighting the urge to go to the nearest gas station and buy a pack of Marlboro lights

I’m watching volume 7 of RWBY and I 100% ship Qrow and Clover. The opposite powers, the tension, and the vibes. I love them and if either of them die I will cry enough to water a tree

Something that needs to be studies is how Mr. Darcy gets hotter as the movie goes on cos at first he was ugly and at the end I was in love

Someone explain that please

Sometimes I’m like I can’t say fuck on here but then I see straight up porn and then I say fuck :)