I Was At A Seminar For A Big Company And The Speaker Said One Of Their Kids Was In The Room And My Immediate

I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

I would like a fic where Billy’s special interest is just violent words. Like he knows defenestrate and just other words like that. And he just uses them to piss off the Party because he absolutely would.

I had a dream Ezra Miller was trying to kill me and a bunch of other people cos he wanted to be the ruler of the world. Feels more on brand than it should

I hate Samwell’s dad. “Aren’t you fat enough” bro shut the fuck up. You can suck my dick u stupid fuck 🤬🤬🤬

Watching Channing Tatum dance in step up just created a new ick for me

I need a fic where Billy knows ASL like fluently. And maybe he also taught Max. Like he goes mute at random times and that’s one reason his dad like fucking hates him or like hits him or whatever.

And like he goes mute after the whole possession thing and stuff so the party learns ASL.

Or like he knew it and he taught Max for like a secret communication thing to hide from Neil. That’s be interesting

I’ve never watched Merlin but I recently got really into Merlin fanfic in a modern AU so here are things I’ve learned from those fanfics that may or may not accurate:

Merlin and Arthur are hella gay

There’s family drama with Arthur, his dad, and Morgana

Gwen and Merlin are besties

There’s a joke about Arthur being fat

Uther is either a psychopath or a dad trying his best, no in between

Merlin looks like a stereotypical gay

He’s also a little flirty and has some sort of magic

There’s dragons in the show

Arthur’s mom is gay

Arthur and the knights are besties

Merlin is a criminal and sassy

Arthur looks straight

I’m watching Flushed Away and I love how they call Roddy, Millicent Bystander

It’s actually hilarious 😭😭

Was talking about Pride and Prejudice with my friend and I haven’t seen it so I asked what it was about, and she said it was about a woman with pride and a man with prejudice.

I have never wanted to punch her more.

Why Ned Stark is the Best Character in GoT

1.) He’s not a bitch

2.) Loved his children

3.) Loved his wife

4.) Is an honorable man

5.) Not fucking crazy

6.) Knows how to keep a secret

7.) Wasn’t a fucking liar all the time

8.) A loyal man

9.) Raised his children well

10.) Didn’t kill too needlessly