I’m Watching Volume 7 Of RWBY And I 100% Ship Qrow And Clover. The Opposite Powers, The Tension, And

I’ve never watched Merlin but I recently got really into Merlin fanfic in a modern AU so here are things I’ve learned from those fanfics that may or may not accurate:

Merlin and Arthur are hella gay

There’s family drama with Arthur, his dad, and Morgana

Gwen and Merlin are besties

There’s a joke about Arthur being fat

Uther is either a psychopath or a dad trying his best, no in between

Merlin looks like a stereotypical gay

He’s also a little flirty and has some sort of magic

There’s dragons in the show

Arthur’s mom is gay

Arthur and the knights are besties

Merlin is a criminal and sassy

Arthur looks straight

I’m always brushing my hair cos I have an itchy scalp and it’s the only way where I don’t look like I have lice

Uhhhh I think someone has to stop this high sparrow dude, he’s actually crazy I think. Also this new grand maester guy, I think he’s also crazy. This Red Woman doesn’t sound sane either, nor does this Ramsay dude. Maybe just kill them all. For the good of the realm.

I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

Me: I’ll read one chapter then sleep.

Me, at 2AM: *finishes book*

Me at 4:30 in the morning: *croaky old man whisper* I'm a dedicated reader.

Was talking about Pride and Prejudice with my friend and I haven’t seen it so I asked what it was about, and she said it was about a woman with pride and a man with prejudice.

I have never wanted to punch her more.

I ate too much pineapple and now my mouth hurts

Was playing Zelda: TotK and I went to Rito Village, then I saw Teba and he is the definition of dilf.

Whenever I get sad, I think about my dream harp. Which actually makes me sadder because it’s costs $45,000. But then I think about if I get a sugar daddy, then they’d pay for it and that makes me happy 😌