Whenever I Get Sad, I Think About My Dream Harp. Which Actually Makes Me Sadder Because It’s Costs

There are actually hundreds of “chosen ones” born when one is needed. This is usually because the big bad endeavors to kill them all. However, this time all of the “chosen ones” survive to adulthood, and now no one really knows what to do about it.

NEVERMIND ITS THE FRENCH FROGS SURRENDERING WHEN THE LEADER SAYS TO FIGHT 😭😭😭

I’m watching Flushed Away and I love how they call Roddy, Millicent Bystander

It’s actually hilarious 😭😭

Sometimes I wonder how Hogwarts kept the house sorting so secret then I remember the time I went to a summer camp and there was a big event where the new campers had their pants branded and no one told them that they put a wooden block in the pocket so you won’t get burned.

Shake it off by Florence + The Machine reminds me of Minecraft cos when I was younger I was building a castle in Minecraft. I spent like hours building it, and I had a limited playlist so it always repeated itself and Shake it Off played like every 30 minutes. It played more than any other song and now every time I hear it, I think back to when I was trying to make an elevator and a giant underwater Atlantis.

I ship human Jiji and the guy baker from Kiki’s delivery service

So my friend wanted to read One Punch Man but he was gonna pay $3 for a subscription. I was like why don’t u just use Mangago?? And he was like what’s that?? And I was like oh it’s where I go to read manga and so I sent him the link and first thing he asks is why is there so much gay porn?? Like sir, don’t ask questions you don’t want answered and just enjoy the free manga 🙄🙄

I’m tempting you so fucking well right now. You want to write this and then share it. You really wanna make this a reality.

I need a fic that focuses on Billy as a lifeguard. Like he’s actually really good with the kids that he teaches and he takes his job really seriously. Like maybe he teaches Holly and like she adores him, and Nancy has to take her to lessons one time and Nancy is baffled that Holly likes Billy. Maybe Holly likes Billy cos their names sort of rhyme or something.

Guys how do I become a beta reader?? Like I wanna help a fanfic writer. Do I just say hey, if you need a beta reader, I’d love to try!! Like what the heck

I’m at the point in my life where I’m eating cold, week old pasta, out of a reusable sandwich bag that I left in my backpack for 2 days

The first time my hand fell asleep I didn’t know what was happening. I thought I just suddenly lost sensation in my hand, so obviously my first reaction was to try and bite my pinky off and then whack it against the wall. Eventually it went back to normal so like wtv