I Was Having Lunch With A Guy Friend And We Were Talking About Shaving. I Was Saying The Last Time I
I was having lunch with a guy friend and we were talking about shaving. I was saying the last time I shaved was mid-October and he was like “ew that’s so gross I bet u have long leg hair” and I’m like “I don’t shave if I’m just wearing pants and no one’s going to see” and he told me “well like isn’t it hard to put pants on with leg hair? Like doesn’t it stick to the pants?” HELLO???? WHY WOULD U THINK THAT???? I WAS BAFFLED. WHO TOLD HIM THAT 😭😭
More Posts from Dragon-fire-fire and Others
I’m watching volume 7 of RWBY and I 100% ship Qrow and Clover. The opposite powers, the tension, and the vibes. I love them and if either of them die I will cry enough to water a tree
10 things I hate about you fanfic idea:
Patrick and Kat are dating in secret before the movie is set, so when Joey pays him to date her he just goes to her and is like “guess who got us a sugar daddy” 😏😌 they just pretend to start dating and just go along with everything cos they’re both drama queens.
I need more fics where Meredith Grey and Jackson Avery already knew each other before the merger because there’s not enough of em
I was looking up Abbot Elementary fanfic, and I specifically wanted Gregory/Janine but I’m just seeing Barbara/Melissa. This just goes to show that people write fan fiction for what they thought the show lacked
The Tyrion and Jaime alliance is so good until you realize it’s because Jaime had his hand chopped off and feels like a worthless freak. Not to say a man can’t change his opinion or can’t be affected by what’s happened to him but I wished they were just good brothers from the beginning.
The Phantom saying he has been denied the joys of the flesh just cracks me up during such a serious scene cos he really was like “actually I’m a virgin” 👉🏽👈🏽😳
I read a fic where Billy and Chrissy were friends and I’ve never loved something more. They’re dynamic I the fic was cute and Iove them.
I was writing a paper about the loneliness epidemic and was listening to my playlist when Seven by Jungkook came on. At first I was like yup “I’ll be loving you right” but IT WAS THE ONE WITH LATTO AND IT WAS “ILL BE FUCKING YOU RIGHT”
Literal jumpscare
