When My Family Gets Me Really Mad Or Sad And I Cry, I Wipe My Tears On Their Clothes Because Fuck Them

Watching Channing Tatum dance in step up just created a new ick for me

So my friend wanted to read One Punch Man but he was gonna pay $3 for a subscription. I was like why don’t u just use Mangago?? And he was like what’s that?? And I was like oh it’s where I go to read manga and so I sent him the link and first thing he asks is why is there so much gay porn?? Like sir, don’t ask questions you don’t want answered and just enjoy the free manga 🙄🙄

You pause for a while before asking “Is it Susan 2 houses down?”

You always got strange looks whenever you fed the neighborhood ravens. “I give them food, they give me company,” you’d say. One day, a raven excitedly comes up to you and whispers, “A neighbor plots against you, my lord.”

I was looking up Abbot Elementary fanfic, and I specifically wanted Gregory/Janine but I’m just seeing Barbara/Melissa. This just goes to show that people write fan fiction for what they thought the show lacked

Oh, you ship ShUliet???

Well, I ship SUs which is obviously the only correct answer

I need a fanfic where Littlefinger dies in the first season, I think that would fix a lot of problems

I thought Till was a horror movie about a cashier so I watched it at a Starbucks. Then I realized it was about Emmett Till and anyways I cried for 2 hours at the Starbucks.

I’m watching diligently 👁️👄👁️

I need a fic that focuses on Billy as a lifeguard. Like he’s actually really good with the kids that he teaches and he takes his job really seriously. Like maybe he teaches Holly and like she adores him, and Nancy has to take her to lessons one time and Nancy is baffled that Holly likes Billy. Maybe Holly likes Billy cos their names sort of rhyme or something.

Sometimes I’m like I can’t say fuck on here but then I see straight up porn and then I say fuck :)

I want a fic with lifeguard Billy and he teaches kids classes. He’s teaching Holly and she absolutely adores him. She’s like “Billy sounds like Holly, so we basically have the same name!” They have nicknames for each other and just a cute relationship that absolutely baffles Nancy and Mike. Maybe Billy’s nickname is Bolly and Holly’s is Hilly.

One day the Wheeler’s go to the pool with all of the Party and when they get there, Billy is on a downshift and Holly just goes running up to him, just so happy to see her favorite big kid. (Nancy and Mike are mean and Jonathan is gross and she doesn’t remember Steve much)

Everyone is so shocked they even know each other. And Karen likes Billy (not like she did in the show, that was weird) so she says hi and the 3 are just hanging out while everyone just stares.

Billy is smiling and messing around with Holly and Holly is talking about school and swimming just talking his ear off.

While the Party + Nancy, Steve, and Jonathan are trying to figure out what’s happening. Wondering if he’s possessed or was body-switched.

I think that’d be a good fic