Oh, You Ship ShUliet???

Me at 4:30 in the morning: *croaky old man whisper* I'm a dedicated reader.

I was talking to my sister about confusing shows and I brought up AoT cos it is so confusing and she was like oh I never make it pass the 4th episode cos it’s so boring. HELLO???? SHE DOESNT EVEN SEE EREN TRANSFORMING INTO A TITAN

Do you reread the same fanfics because they’re good or because they’re the only ones written?

Me: I’ll read one chapter then sleep.

Me, at 2AM: *finishes book*

Daenerys was in the middle of a war and still found the time to be a chismosa. That’s how I know she’s a queen

I’m watching diligently 👁️👄👁️

I need a fic that focuses on Billy as a lifeguard. Like he’s actually really good with the kids that he teaches and he takes his job really seriously. Like maybe he teaches Holly and like she adores him, and Nancy has to take her to lessons one time and Nancy is baffled that Holly likes Billy. Maybe Holly likes Billy cos their names sort of rhyme or something.

I’m currently that tiktok audio where the girl says she’ll die if she doesn’t suck dick

That’s it

That’s the mood today

You pause for a while before asking “Is it Susan 2 houses down?”

You always got strange looks whenever you fed the neighborhood ravens. “I give them food, they give me company,” you’d say. One day, a raven excitedly comes up to you and whispers, “A neighbor plots against you, my lord.”

My sister has learned how to trap me. Every time I respond in our family gc, she calls me and she and I both know that I can’t ignore her cos I just texted

babe what's wrong? you've hardly touched your 200 fics you opened in a new tab and swore you'd get to at some point but never had the time or motivation to read