Dontharmmeplease - Untitled

in case anyone else needs to hear this it’s ok to be more serious. i don’t just mean ‘it’s ok to be serious sometimes’ i mean in general. not everyone has to be funny. it doesn’t have to mean you’re sad or unlikeable. you can just be serious and genuine most of the time and that’s great. i personally think that we’re too focused on ‘funny’ as the primary carrier of likeability right now. i often feel starved for serious conversation, for serious spaces, for a feeling of gravity. you don’t have make good jokes to give people a good time. i say, goof only as the spirit moves you, & don’t worry about it. 

Secretly a Wattpad werewolf CEO

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the only time you're allowed to not be anti-monarchy is if you're getting knighted. like yes these old cunts really need to rot in a box but you have a chance to be head to toe swag as hell and you're gonna have to take it

If you're on earth there's a 100% probability that you'll encounter extremely high pressurized molten iron if you dig straight down far enough.

I crocheted a frog a few days ago and today I wondered why he looks like he committed war crimes last night

Confused and New

Me: Joins Tumblr because of enjoying people's shitposts and wholesomenesses that I watched over Youtube

me, two days later: "HOW HAVE I BEEN SUCKED BACK INTO MY OLD FAVORITE FANDOMS- WHAT IS THIS PLACE???"

PLEASE reblog, I have heard it on a couple of podcasts now and I'm genuinely curious how common it is! Also, if you feel comfortable with it, let me know what your accent normally is (Midwestern, Southern, New Englander, New Yorker, Minnesotan, whatever).