Dontharmmeplease - Untitled

don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me

In a very southern accent, affectionately: Aw well just bless their little hearts, they're trying

(Translation- [affectionate tone] well they're so cute but they're dumber than a stack of bricks)

You should be terrified lol

would u guys be mad if i started calling mint “fruit”

Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was. It was a complete guess, but I was right.

this is a threat

Empathy is a beautiful thing

i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

in case anyone else needs to hear this it’s ok to be more serious. i don’t just mean ‘it’s ok to be serious sometimes’ i mean in general. not everyone has to be funny. it doesn’t have to mean you’re sad or unlikeable. you can just be serious and genuine most of the time and that’s great. i personally think that we’re too focused on ‘funny’ as the primary carrier of likeability right now. i often feel starved for serious conversation, for serious spaces, for a feeling of gravity. you don’t have make good jokes to give people a good time. i say, goof only as the spirit moves you, & don’t worry about it.