rank the kids from "would destroy the batmobile in less than 10 minutes if left alone" to "Bruce wouldn't notice for 2 weeks if you took it for a joyride"
Canonically can't drive – Cassandra
Can drive but can't operate the controls – Duke
He's 3 feet tall, that's a fender bender waiting to happen – Damian
Promptly returned it because he felt bad – Cullen
She's 13 – Carrie
Failed her driving test so many times the DMV just gave her a license so she'd stop bothering them – Stephanie
Tried to pull a quick one as an only child so as punishment he's no longer an only child – Dick
Could pilot it remotely while borrowing her neighbor's WiFi – Barbara
Made it halfway to Central City before getting a ticket – Harper
Slowly stole the parts and reassembled it somewhere else, waiting for the opportunity to pull up next to Bruce with his second secret Batmobile – Jason
Leaves it where it normally is but gaslights Bruce into thinking it's gone – Tim
Habits that changed my life for the better
I stopped joking about myself. It was mostly about suicide jokes (it was a decision that I made after the worst moment of my journey with depression, if I can call it that), but, really, it's about all self-deprecating stuff. It may be just jokes, but it stays in your brain.
Positive attitude. It's similar to manifestation, in a way, but in a... down to earth way, I guess. Thinking positively about stuff changes everything for me. Almost everything is simpler.
I deleted Twitter. It may be a different social media for everyone, of course - now probably TikTok for most - but, well, Twitter was where I spent long hours everyday. I started taking breaks from it about a year and a half ago and deleted it in August. It was hard - I loved the community there and I miss the daily updates from my fav fandoms, but it's for the best. I still can't explain how Twitter affected me but I do feel better since I stopped spending so much time there.
Taking vitamins. I didn't think it would really make a difference but it definitely did. The biggest surprise for me was vitamin C - my immune system has improved super quickly when I started supplementing it. I didn't even realise how bad it was before. Other than that, I take B complex, A+E (hair, skin), and iron (i tend to have a deficiency of it). (& D when it's winter).
Having a consistent skin care routine. It's calming and both doing the routine and seeing the effects make me feel better. (I do realise that many people have more demanding skin than me and searching for the right products can be frustrating and expensive. I'm just talking about my experience).
Other things that I think are worth mentioning:
Therapy - just a short explanation that I've been on therapy (with breaks) for about 6 years now. I've had social anxiety for most of my life, now still struggle with depression (and amnesia, actually) a bit, but what I wanted to mention here is that I learned a lot from it. It's obvious, but I just think it's important to pinpoint that I did not just learn how to think more positively and love myself by myself.
Exercising! - I still struggle to make it a habit, but when I actually do exercise regularly (I do pilates), I really feel better. It's worth it.
Hydration - same with drinking water. I really don't think I have to explain it in any way lol.
📧 -> to get me motivated before cleaning, i like to imagine that I've invited a really hot person to my house and they're going to see my room. works like a charm.
this is a guide for people who struggle to get motivated when cleaning their room, or for people with ADHD like me who get side-tracked and easily bored!!
step O1 -> clean up any dishes 𝜗𝜚
you don't have to wash them right now, just get them out of your room!
step O2 -> throw out any visible food-related trash 𝜗𝜚
food packets, scraps etc.
step O3 -> pick up and put away anything red 𝜗𝜚
i get bored easily when cleaning, so i like to split things up by picking up colour-coded things too! this has helped me the most when keeping a tidy space.
step O4 -> throw away any makeup related trash 𝜗𝜚
make up wipes, q tips, makeup packaging, etc
step O5 -> pick up any makeup products 𝜗𝜚
put them back on your dresser / wherever you store them!
step O6 -> pick up anything orange 𝜗𝜚
step O7 -> pick up any paper, cardboard, etc 𝜗𝜚
loose sheets of paper, cardboard packaging, etc. put it in the recycling!
step O8 -> pick up any dirty washing 𝜗𝜚
you don't have to wash them right now, just put them in the washing basket!
step O9 -> pick up anything yellow 𝜗𝜚
step 1O -> pick up and put away any clean clothes 𝜗𝜚
make sure to fold them !!
step 11 -> pick up any craft materials / stationary 𝜗𝜚
pens, pencils, erasers, markers, etc
step 12 -> pick up anything green 𝜗𝜚
step 13 -> pick up any accessories 𝜗𝜚
jewelry, hair accessories, hats, scarves, etc
step 14 -> put away anything beauty related 𝜗𝜚
skincare, nail polish, hair brushes, perfume, etc
step 15 -> pick up anything blue or purple 𝜗𝜚
step 16 -> make your bed! 𝜗𝜚
a clean bed is a literal game changer. makes your whole room suddenly look neater.
step 17 -> put away any entertainment 𝜗𝜚
books, cds, toys, games, etc
step 18 -> pick up anything pink 𝜗𝜚
step 19 -> pick up anything monotone 𝜗𝜚
white, grey, and black !
step 2O -> rearrange things! 𝜗𝜚
neaten up your bookshelf, dressing table, desk, wardrobe, etc
Now you're basically done! things should (hopefully) seem a lot less stressful now that everything's where it should be. 🫧🧁
the last step is just to vacuum, dust, and wipe down any surfaces!
These notes on Tarot, Tarot meaning, Tarot symbolism were given to me years ago by @chaotic-hypnotic-erotic. They're concise and also focus on traditional meanings and interpretation. They can be helpful even for the most intuitive of readers.
crocheted this stegosaurus for my nephew who was just borned! made with cotton thread
pattern by Heidibears
grass green again post rose window crochet blanket :)
Catching a falling leaf before it hits the ground is supposed to be good luck. Add it to your altar for good luck, protection, and abundance throughout the autumn season.
well…
that escalated quickly
Happy new year everybody!
‘Belehrung’ by Sergius Hruby, 1935
Imbue your art with magic and intention 💖🌌🌈
Apotropaic: Usually in the form of amulets, written charms; used to turn away an undesired force. Examples include the Gorgoneion, a holy scripture (such as the Bible, Quran, Havamal, the Bhagavad Gita or the Devi Gita), Iron or Iron-Based Items.
Decoy: Instead of the Malefic Force hitting the practitioner, it gets distracted with an item or representation. Like a poppet, piece of meat.
Spirit Trap: The Malefic Force is given a distraction that prevents it from hurting the practitioner. Can include a layered plant like onion. Some make use of grains of sand, salt or rice which supposedly forces the spirit to count it rather than enter the house.
Offering: An item that is desirable is placed outside the house, the spirit partakes of that rather than entering the home. Especially suited for the Deipnon.
Warding (Spatial): Items are placed around the space that set up a protective barrier. Can become an issue when filtering, make sure to set the intent that malefic is kept out and benefic is allowed in.
Guardians: Statues can be infused to keep watch, allowing good in and evil is warded off. Some animals are very lucky and can be used for magnetizing and pacifying (reducing negative qualities and instilling positive ones in the home)
Floor Washing: Particular herbs or items are noted for their protective qualities. Might not mix Fire Herbs with Water, but it also depends on the space. Martial Herbs might be preferred outside but not in the living space where relaxation and peace is sought. Most basic is basil or salt.
Door Guarding: An item is placed over the door to ward off evil forces, horseshoes, iron, signs with sacred scripture, chalking and so on. A plant can be kept by the front door.
Binding: More active form of pacifying, enemy or force is stopped and blocked by methods. Prevents movement and action being taken against the practitioner. Useful for spirits, a spirit may be bound to a tree or item to prevent it from doing harm until it is decided or mediated. Can be used to help with illnesses and fevers.
Bodily Warding: Amulets worn on the body, strengthens spiritual connection in some cases while preventing unwanted forces from interacting. Veiling is common. St. Cards, Spiritual Scriptures and others can be kept or recited over the self. Useful before rituals.
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