Don't Kill Yourself, Please.

i literally thought this was a drawing at first-

New cosplay: the snek boi!

I hope that you like it!

Ralph: "ralph wasnt aware what he was doing was murder"

Kara: "ralph you slit his throat like 5 times! how do you even do that!?"

Ralph: "ralph thought that was strawberry jelly"

Virgil: "hey i bet you cant eat this diablo sauce from taco bell on anything"

Deceit: *deadpan takes it from him and rips it open and just pours it in his mouth*

Virgil: "its confirmed your an acctual demon" *horrifed*

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Bonus:

Deceit: *walks off and into room*

Deceit: *screams into a pillow.*

Basically me at the moment

my names jamie im 18 what the fuck is up :P

yes- lets all meet up and love and support ralph-

Reblog this if you love and support Ralph

I wanna like, meet up with all of you and form a group

The Day Is Cold But Were Not.

Pairing: Simon x Markus

Warnings: None

so ive learned the tumblr writing style, i cant just write like i do on Ao3, also hey mORE SIMON AND MARKUS CAUSE HAVE AN ISSUE, also FLUFFFY AS HECK

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It was a winter day, snow poured from the blue detroit sky. Simon and Markus sat in the living room, along with Josh, who was in the recliner. Simon and Markus sat on the couch. Blankets were pooled around every single one of them. They didnt need them, really. But they found them cozy for movie watching.

The Movie was a newer movie, It had just come out last week ago. Simon had wanted to see it.

Simon was huddled up against the arm of the couch, Markus was basically slouched down, covered in blankets. The Smell of Cinnamon candles drifted through every room in the apartment. They had picked up the movie in canada well visiting josh. Who, since it was a teachers weekend and he had graded all the papers in class, decided to visit.

the windows were frosted over, small frozen dots clinging onto the window from when it was raining.

Markus and simon had been movng closer to eachother without noticing the whole entire movie, after it was over they might aswell have been cuddling. They noticed as there shoulders touched that they had been doing that. Simon quckly apoligized, going to move off, before markus gripped his arm.

"No."

"M-Markus? what do you mean, no?"

"Im comfortable, dont move off, please."

Simon stopped moving slowly, settlimg back down. Markus let go of his arm so he could get comfortable, Simon's cheeks were tinted a shade of blue, Which markus took note of. Simon sat there, a blushing mess. He had so many things he wanted to say to Markus in this moment but felt he couldnt. He didnt wanna ruin his relationship with markus over some silly crush.

Simon hadnt noticed how close they were throughtout all his rambling to himself in his head. Not until Markus leaned over, their lips meeting in a kiss. Simon's cheeks turned a darker shade of blue then they were, but their lips moved in sinc, they didnt pull away until Josh interupted.

"Hey guys, not to be rude, but im still here"

"A-Ah, we forgot-"

Simon was cut off by markus.

"We know."

Markus had a small smirk on his face, Simon was too flustered to say anything. Josh was laughing slightly. Blankets had fallen to the floor as everyone moved around.

"I love you, Simon."

"i love you too..markus".

Don’t fuck with me man I’ll shove a drumstick up your ass!

MD to saxophonist

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

inbox is still open, i forgot it existed, cause im a stupid, aND I WRITE SANDER SIDES NOW

my favorite is deceit if anyone cared.

because i love snakes and characters that half the fandom finds more evil then stepping on a lego and then the other half is like "aw yiss look at my baby boi"

ive known sander sides for like, ever

but when naming what i write it slipped from my mind

it gets its own post now.

good for it.

again, i write anything, and im experiencing writers block a bit, so im trying to do some warm-up stories and see if that spikes my creativity to gET OUT OF ITS HECKING ROOM- before i do this one story that literally had such a specifient prompt and i feel like it i get anything wrong i will burn in hell for it, and also i have no insporation for it

welcome to me trying to write crossovers.

all characters welcome, yes. including Emile and Remy

and all ships

i cant choose a f a v o r i t e- there all so g o o d-

X READERS TOO-

i just joined what the frickle is up? :3 hello!