I Just Joined What The Frickle Is Up? :3 Hello!

WELP HERE WE ARE WITH DANVID

well fuck i didnt mean to but my mind wants danvid so i just spent the last like hour and a half looking at danvid and reading danvid fanfic end my suffering i havnt slept in sIX HOURS

there will be no abusive deceit in this house.

and to the tags you can see more of me ranting, thank you for coming to my tour.

Virgil: "hey i bet you cant eat this diablo sauce from taco bell on anything"

Deceit: *deadpan takes it from him and rips it open and just pours it in his mouth*

Virgil: "its confirmed your an acctual demon" *horrifed*

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Bonus:

Deceit: *walks off and into room*

Deceit: *screams into a pillow.*

Soft Cuddles And Bold Sunlight. (not a request, no warnings)

Pairing: Simon x Markus

The sunlight beat through the windows of simon's apartment. After the revolution the group still tended to meet up, sometimes at jericho because north and a ton of other androids stayed there. Sometimes at the apartments. The Smell of candles wafted through the small apartment. Though, Simon never lit any, so he laid in bed confused. he lit some yesterday, and god he was hoping he didnt leave them. they wouldve burnt down his whole apartment. All of the gang besides north knew where his spare house key was hidden outside the apartment, who couldve been in his apartment at nine in the morning? Of course, androids didnt sleep, but they still rested their systems from time to time. Most just sat on couches or chairs to rest their systems, But simon liked the comfort his bed gave him.

Meanwhile, Markus was humming in the kitchen, waiting for simon to walk out, he usually left his room at about 9:30. Big Bang Theory played on the T.V, it was an old show, Simon had it on DVD cause he saw it at a retro store well visiting josh in canada. Josh had moved there to teach a school, he enjoyed it. Simon fiinally left his room, wiping his eyes to make sure he didnt get anything in them, he turned on the fan and dust flew everywhere, causing his circuits to mess up a bit. causing him to 'sneeze'. Simon only noticed markus a few seconds after, walking up to him. "Markus, what are you doing here so early?" rung out. Markus had hs eyes closed humming, and shocked a bit when Simons voice rung out in the apartment. His Apartment defintley had an echo.

"i decided to stop by, should i not have?" Markus' voice was laced with concern. Usually simon didnt greet him so shocked sounding, he showed up early all the time. Well, usually 20 minutes after, but he didnt feel like waiting today. Simon's look changed quickly, to a slightly shocked expression. "Ah, no of course not, i didnt expect you to be here so early. you usually show up at like, ten, thats all!". he nervously smiled, softly. Fiddling with his hands. he was known to be a bit shy. His Thirium pump sped up whenever he was around markus. His cheeks tinting blue. they had a conversation or two. Simon went to walk past markus, their hands touching as he walked past, Simon suddenly coming to a stop as Markus grabbed his hands.

Both their hands began to cascade into white and blue as the artifical skin faded back. All the things Simon always wanted to say to him, flooded through markus's thoughts. Simon face flushed blue. Markus's face only slightly tinted, hes a natrual leader. Pulling simon over by his hand, their lips meeting. It felt amazing for both of them. To their dismay, they had to pull away eventually. Simon laying his head on markus's chest. Blush tinted his artificial skin. They snuggled in the kitchen for quite some time. "I love you, Simon." rung from Markus's mouth. Simon, muffled, responded. "I love you too..markus."

see i have one problem you can reach the end of the jerry x ralph tumblr page. we need to fix this immiadetley. theres not enough jerry x ralph in our fandom, im strongly offended, that this ship is not more popular. cause its adorable and pure. thanks for coming to my TED talk.

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

i will be taking Fanfiction requests through messages, thank you

y’all I need more detroit: become human friends, pwease,,

reblog if you’re uhhhhh lonely and want more friends too. thanks

FOR PEOPLE TRYING TO WATCH THE MANDALORIAN VIA PIRATING

SERIOUSLY READ THIS 

disney is heavily monitoring pirating, probably partially cause they’re just disney and cause the show is so new

people have been getting notices from their isps that they have infringed copyright by illegally streaming or downloading content without permission from the owner. they had the file name and date and time and everything of the downloads. 

i BEG you to BE FUCKING CAREFUL. use tor, use onion browser, use a FUCKING VPN but BE AWARE THAT THIS IS HAPPENING. 

im not going to tell you to stop, because. you can glean from this post how i know this is happening, but i do urge you to password share when you can because it’s infinitely safer and also a way to protest against disney for their greed. 

BE AWARE. PLEASE STAY SAFE. AND REBLOG THIS FUCKING POST TO LET OTHER PEOPLE KNOW.