100 Reasons NOT To Kill Yourself

im writing detroit:become human fanfics now! spam the inbox, im free all the time!

since i dont have anything to do since its summer, feel free to spam that inbox! most fanfics should be done in about 45 minutes to an hour and a half depending on how i play out the plot you give me, plus, im all out of fanfic ideas,

characters i can do:

connor

kara

markus

ralph

hank

jerry(s)

simon

gavin

basically all other characters besides north, alice, josh, and carl

i do ships too! like, all of them, x readers, you name it, yes. smut included if you ask. also, i dont hate any ships! i will write anything, even if i dont ship it myself. just give me a plot, characters, and smut or fluff and i can try, i assure you im trying my best though

The Day Is Cold But Were Not.

Pairing: Simon x Markus

Warnings: None

so ive learned the tumblr writing style, i cant just write like i do on Ao3, also hey mORE SIMON AND MARKUS CAUSE HAVE AN ISSUE, also FLUFFFY AS HECK

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It was a winter day, snow poured from the blue detroit sky. Simon and Markus sat in the living room, along with Josh, who was in the recliner. Simon and Markus sat on the couch. Blankets were pooled around every single one of them. They didnt need them, really. But they found them cozy for movie watching.

The Movie was a newer movie, It had just come out last week ago. Simon had wanted to see it.

Simon was huddled up against the arm of the couch, Markus was basically slouched down, covered in blankets. The Smell of Cinnamon candles drifted through every room in the apartment. They had picked up the movie in canada well visiting josh. Who, since it was a teachers weekend and he had graded all the papers in class, decided to visit.

the windows were frosted over, small frozen dots clinging onto the window from when it was raining.

Markus and simon had been movng closer to eachother without noticing the whole entire movie, after it was over they might aswell have been cuddling. They noticed as there shoulders touched that they had been doing that. Simon quckly apoligized, going to move off, before markus gripped his arm.

"No."

"M-Markus? what do you mean, no?"

"Im comfortable, dont move off, please."

Simon stopped moving slowly, settlimg back down. Markus let go of his arm so he could get comfortable, Simon's cheeks were tinted a shade of blue, Which markus took note of. Simon sat there, a blushing mess. He had so many things he wanted to say to Markus in this moment but felt he couldnt. He didnt wanna ruin his relationship with markus over some silly crush.

Simon hadnt noticed how close they were throughtout all his rambling to himself in his head. Not until Markus leaned over, their lips meeting in a kiss. Simon's cheeks turned a darker shade of blue then they were, but their lips moved in sinc, they didnt pull away until Josh interupted.

"Hey guys, not to be rude, but im still here"

"A-Ah, we forgot-"

Simon was cut off by markus.

"We know."

Markus had a small smirk on his face, Simon was too flustered to say anything. Josh was laughing slightly. Blankets had fallen to the floor as everyone moved around.

"I love you, Simon."

"i love you too..markus".

If anyone is willing to give criticism and advice on how I should continue to write my book, (I'm only on chapter three) its only my first book, and I can send you a link to it, DM me if interested, first read below

Preferably you were over 18 or don't get affected by blood and gore, or non-consentual topics, or any graphic material.

I'd like someone familiar with horror and who is good at giving criticism. Not hate, criticism.

That's really all, I don't know how to be professional dudes-

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Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

i just need some luck, don’t mind me

yes- lets all meet up and love and support ralph-

Reblog this if you love and support Ralph

I wanna like, meet up with all of you and form a group

Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

Its midnight where I live and I've come to tell u to include luke castellan in ur percy jackson memes u cowards

-that one bitch who falls for every tragic heartfelt villain possible and proceeds to pretend their not dead

Soft Cuddles And Bold Sunlight. (not a request, no warnings)

Pairing: Simon x Markus

The sunlight beat through the windows of simon's apartment. After the revolution the group still tended to meet up, sometimes at jericho because north and a ton of other androids stayed there. Sometimes at the apartments. The Smell of candles wafted through the small apartment. Though, Simon never lit any, so he laid in bed confused. he lit some yesterday, and god he was hoping he didnt leave them. they wouldve burnt down his whole apartment. All of the gang besides north knew where his spare house key was hidden outside the apartment, who couldve been in his apartment at nine in the morning? Of course, androids didnt sleep, but they still rested their systems from time to time. Most just sat on couches or chairs to rest their systems, But simon liked the comfort his bed gave him.

Meanwhile, Markus was humming in the kitchen, waiting for simon to walk out, he usually left his room at about 9:30. Big Bang Theory played on the T.V, it was an old show, Simon had it on DVD cause he saw it at a retro store well visiting josh in canada. Josh had moved there to teach a school, he enjoyed it. Simon fiinally left his room, wiping his eyes to make sure he didnt get anything in them, he turned on the fan and dust flew everywhere, causing his circuits to mess up a bit. causing him to 'sneeze'. Simon only noticed markus a few seconds after, walking up to him. "Markus, what are you doing here so early?" rung out. Markus had hs eyes closed humming, and shocked a bit when Simons voice rung out in the apartment. His Apartment defintley had an echo.

"i decided to stop by, should i not have?" Markus' voice was laced with concern. Usually simon didnt greet him so shocked sounding, he showed up early all the time. Well, usually 20 minutes after, but he didnt feel like waiting today. Simon's look changed quickly, to a slightly shocked expression. "Ah, no of course not, i didnt expect you to be here so early. you usually show up at like, ten, thats all!". he nervously smiled, softly. Fiddling with his hands. he was known to be a bit shy. His Thirium pump sped up whenever he was around markus. His cheeks tinting blue. they had a conversation or two. Simon went to walk past markus, their hands touching as he walked past, Simon suddenly coming to a stop as Markus grabbed his hands.

Both their hands began to cascade into white and blue as the artifical skin faded back. All the things Simon always wanted to say to him, flooded through markus's thoughts. Simon face flushed blue. Markus's face only slightly tinted, hes a natrual leader. Pulling simon over by his hand, their lips meeting. It felt amazing for both of them. To their dismay, they had to pull away eventually. Simon laying his head on markus's chest. Blush tinted his artificial skin. They snuggled in the kitchen for quite some time. "I love you, Simon." rung from Markus's mouth. Simon, muffled, responded. "I love you too..markus."

Morning.

my first attempt to get over writers block, not a request.

Platonic dlamp

Summary: Deceit wakes up from a nightmare at 6 in the morning and accidently wakes up all the sides well trying to make cocoa.

its been so long the last sander sides fanfic i wrote was on wattpad

[Warning: angst, Sympathetic deceit]

He couldnt remember much, but he woke up panicked. The sky had only just started lightening. clutching his chest with his hand, he got up. His breath was quick, he had gotten up quickly, nearly springing out of bed, which caused him to get dizzy. Clutching onto his desk, he managed to get to the door. he glanced over at his clock as he noticed it was six in the morning,

Hissing under his breath, he walked out. None of the other sides were up right now, so he should be fine.

He was in a black shirt with some black sweatpants with high lighter yellow snakes on them, aswell as his shirt having a highlighter yellow snake on the back and front, it wouldnt be too hard to notice him going down the stairs if you walked out at that very moment. He stumbled down the stairs, his vision still attempting to focus.

He tripped a bit which caused a small thump, he froze in his tracks, hoping he didnt wake any of the sides, Patton was an light sleeper, very quick to wake up. but he didnt, to deceits relief.

He could hear the crickets from outsides as he got down to the living room. The mind palace just looked exactly like thomas's house until you saw all the multiple rooms on the second floor. Still shooken up from the nightmare, he shakily made his way to the kitchen. Finding his way to the fridge in the dark.

He opened it and nearly blinded himself. Bright light leaking from the lightbulb at the top to fill the fridge.

After he got over the fridge light in his eyes, which might aswell been a flashbang at this time of morning for him, whos been wandering in the dark for like, the past 20 minutes. he scanned the fridge, getting milk out, he noticed red leaking from the side of one of the shelves, the ketchup had got a hole and leaked, Probaly from patton dropping it yesterday night at dinnner. Getting ketchup all over his hands. and suddenly, the nightmare came back to him.

Blood, suddenly clung to his hands. It dripped from a cut on the side of his face. Laughing, he could hear laughing, it was dark. But he seemed to light up the dark landscape. he couldnt speak, or move. they just kept laughing at him.

He jolted back, slightly gasping. Fighting the urge to let tears run down his face and cry in the kitchen, but it had an extremley bad echo. god knows patton will wake with a start. he didnt wanna wake them up at this time, thatd be a crime. he'd had reoccuring dreams like this ever since he left the 'dark sides' it was a burden, some type of cruel punishment for leaving. being in a place he shouldnt be.

He pushed it off, shaking. Going to go get the instant hot cocoa mix from the top of the microwave. It was in a small box they used for popcorn too. he usually hummed to calm himself down but it would echo.Setting the hot chocolate mix down by the milk, he went to go get a cup from the cabinet.

One fell out when he opened the cabinet. Landing on the edge of the count then rolling off, Shattering.

The sound echoed throughout the mind palace. and no later then a minute did he hear patton rushing down the stairs to see what was wrong. he looked concerned, his hoodie to his cat onsie had fell off his head well he was sprinting down the stairs. deceit felt bad, he didnt want to wake anyone up, and patton of all of them.

"Shucks kiddo what happened?" His voice had a panicked tone too it.

Deceit just couldnt bring himself to own up to his purpose in this exact moment.

"i dropped it, i didnt wanna wake you up!-"

"oh Dee you look like youve been crying! what happened?" if anything was a concerned father, this was it.

And suddenly the whole world crashed around him. He collasped into patton, hugging him tightly. Crying, sobbing nearly. The warmth of Patton's embrace was comforting too him, almost like he was sitting near a cozy fireplace. He cried until he generally was choking and coughing on his own tears. Patton giving him a pat on the back.

All the crying awoke Logan first, then roman, then virgil. All coming down the stairs to see Deceit crying into pattons shoulder.

Quickly rushing over to provide more cuddles. he was technically engulfed into warmth as he got alot of cuddles from alot of concerned boyo. Patton invited them to sit on the couch and watch the lion king until Dee calmed down. Which everyone agreed to, and also a very suddenly excited roman. So they all sat down on the couch and Cuddled around Dee. Who patton was proud was in his snake pajamas he bought him for christmas.

They continued to cuddle and such till the movie was over, but by the time the movie was over, they were all asleep.