Fucking Burry Me There Goddamnit

Apollo looks like he’s starting to realize something about himself lmfao this is perfection

for the character / expression sketches… 1e and 3a, Apollo and Klavier, please? Thinking that Apollo says something unintentionally funny and he’s shocked when Klavier genuinely giggles :3 could work vice versa tho, whatever you want! thank you very much !

First time drawing both Klavier and Apollo, wahoo

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

And food! They eat each other too. :)

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

I felt that queen

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

Oh these guys are hilarious I love them to bits

So there are several species of frogs that have evolved to be so small that their vestibular balance system doesn't work well and I'm sorry but it's the funniest thing to watch them try to jump.

I felt inspired by your fogumitsu

Can u please do a doodle of frog!miles and frog!phoenix with a little frogified trucy?

Ok I can do a very quick doodle but please keep in mind that requests are closed.

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Reblog to give a trans woman a warm cup of soup

HE IS THE CHILD SUPPORT TF YOU MEAN.

HE WOULD PAY CHILD SUPPORT TO HIMSELF BECAUSE HE DOES ALL THE FUCKING WORK IN THIS HOUSE.

I fully understand Ema. Mad respect for the amount of chemistry she WILLINGLY put herself through while I take yet another chemistry class and watch my academic heart wilt while I chant religiously “I just need to pass, I just need to pass, C’s get degrees, I JUST NEED TO PASS!”

I could never. (I could but I’d want to die a horrible, painful death by the end of it).

If I had to deal with an insufferable bisexual after all that shit too, I’d be throwing more than my snacks. I’d be throwing the luminol at his face and chanting ancient Latin curses, actually.

Me too, Ema. Me too.

“ema skye is annoying” “ema skye is too bitchy” shut up. ema skye canonically has a gun and still has enough restraint not to use it on all of her dumbass coworkers. she just eats snacks and throws them at twinks. she complains about her annoying bisexual worstie to his face. she loves science and hates being a cop. what more could you ask for in a woman

I now know how to describe my dog when he sprints inside the house because the grass is wet and he doesn’t like having wet feet

Ploop ploop ploop