This Post Was Made By Apollo Justice

We await the return

He’s thawing…

This is how I would like to exist pls and thanks

Can I do that with my entire life? Just… reschedule and sleep this off…

Just gonna be extra leftist and extra queer for the next four years and hope I don’t get hate-crimed by some frat guy who doesn’t understand consent.

And if I do I’m gonna hope extra hard the media doesn’t cover it up by saying “but this would ruin his future! And it’s so very bright!”

Anything going on today lol

This.

Science History!

I’ll repost the baby

WHY IS THE THIRD ONE ME BUT FOR FLOWERS AND PLANTS

I DIDN’T ASK TO BE CALLED OUT ON A WEDNESDAY

I still can’t believe I saw someone try and put fucking pine down for a bald cypress though, I wanted to throw hands. NOT EVEN IN THE SAME GENUS BRO.

Can my dragon be friends too? She’s pretty, and purple, with big doe ears and feathery wings that shine a little teal in the sunlight, and she’s got very soft fur. She’s really friendly, even if you can see her.

Oh! I know! I’ll go get a bunch of leaves so all our animals can have a big cozy nap spot!

*running off to go make a pile of leaves in the shade*

Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

This just in:

Apparently people think that making art for arts sake is different from fulfilling a self-centered want, as if all humans don’t a) have inherently self centered wants because clearly anything done to continue living is not at all self centered on a base level (despite the fact that this usually means suffering to other organisms and that includes other humans), and b) that any form of creativity is done for the sole good of giving to others (which, by the way, depending on how you parse it isn’t self-sacrificial by any means either and is usually still just as self-serving) and if you have any urge to want to make art for yourself and have fun you’re apparently bad on an intrinsic level, and if you enjoy the art others make about the same subject you’re even worse, somehow.

I’m sorry, have any of these people taking a class on rhetoric or philosophy, or anything that makes them USE THEIR FUCKING BRAINS?!? Away from the online space?!???

Babes it’s time to divorce yourself from the phone and live in the world around for a moment, because these were some very nonsensical inside thoughts you’ve had just now.

just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

This is it. This is their dynamic. We’ve figured it out. Pack it up everybody, we’ve found it at last!

The whole Phoenix poker coding vs. Edgeworth chess coding thing gets me every time.

Like the contrast between the two games, how they way they’re played perfectly reflects each of their styles of law please god I need more ships that do this it’s so hyper specific tho

ALSO,

It my birfday :)

Happy new year to yall out there who celebrate! Be safe. Too many drunk accidents happen when people celebrate today.