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For the person who’s never seen mistletoe irl before, here you are

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Didn’t know this, but Tis important. Also, unrelated but if you’re on ssris and antidepressants, then you should avoid grapefruit too. Reacts with your meds and WILL destroy your liver

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M8, I would but I can’t even finish half my drawings, what help would I be my guy

my adhd brain has me literally unable to start a drawing bc i wanna draw a million things at once like. klapollo !!! kristoph !!! mia !!! emamaya !!! More Narumitsu !!!! simon !!!! nahyuta !!!! blackmadhi !!!!!! like i can draw them all but i don't know where to start and therefore my brain buffers like an ancient computer

Me

I should clarify that it’s me because I see them everywhere and don’t have the slightest fucking clue what’s going on

pov you’re on tumblr for halloween:

Cackling over the fact that they’re fucking fighting over a species of horsetails, this is literally every botanist ever lmfao

i love it when botanists fight in the annotations

guy in 1939, taking his time to line up his typewriter to painstakingly write the family name: its equisetum hyemale!

guy in 1948 scribbling on a slip of paper: no dumbass its equisetum prealtium

guy in 2020 on a sticky note: hey fuckass! its equisetum hyemale, are you smoking crack? are you on fucking crack? update annotation.

I’m shocked the first thought wasn’t “bastard” but this is funnier

mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

I chose this bed to lie in.

As long as it’s a bed of flowers I think I’m okay with that fate.

You’re gonna love it

This game seems like it’ll be fun imma play it next im going in very blind tho

Gimme fantasy au info in exchange for my fantasy/siren au infodump

FUCK YEAH SAY LESS

Me coming to terms with the fact that I need to wake up and get my ass outta bed in the morning

MERLIN (2008 - 2012) Arthur Pendragon ▶ Season 5, Episode 11: “The Drawing of the Dark”