The Fact That I Can Remember Every Single Episode This Post References With Startling Clarity Might Be

Bro this sinus infection is kicking my ass.

So is Chem II but we’re not going to talk about my shit professor driving me up the wall when I sound like a prepubescent boy with the amount of croaking and voice cracks I’m having.

Gods pray for me. I don’t know how imma get through this semester but I will somehow make it work in my favor in the end. Somehow.

“You’re a sick fuck!”

Yes I am… please… tend to me like you would an ill child… I am dying…

The fact that I’m 90% sure I know what game this is from and might be currently on THAT QUEST is proof I may need to slow down on the video games.

When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible

Get that better life for your kids, escape that abusive partner, seek amnesty from war in a different country, GET THAT BREAD, GO GET EM TIGER.

i LOVE illegal immigration ❤️

Y’know what? Fuck you.

*deoxidizes your ribose*

It’s like when you bring home a new dog and your other, slightly older dog just decide it’s time to try and hump each-other. Non-stop. That’s her face right now. “For fucks sake break it up you two.”

32 kiss while someone watches, ft Ema suffering while klapollo kiss at a crime scene

shes at her fucking limit

@dolotonglo did you know I would see this or something ;-;

If you're a creator and you needed to hear this today:

You have no idea how many people lurk on your work. No idea how many times people go back to revisit your work. How big they smile when they simply think about your work. How fast their heart beats, how excited they get when they see that you posted something.

People are shy with their feedback. Sometimes it’s because they’re simply shy. Other times it’s because they assume you already know how great and talented you are. Could be both.

My point is, even if you barely have any likes or reblogs, don’t get discouraged. You have a lot of silent fans, but they are still your fans. Keep on creating. Because there is always someone out there who will love what you have made.

That relatable moment when you eat sugar and then your medication for ADHD may or may not be causing you heart palpitations but you can’t tell cause it could just be the ✨sugar✨

Me rn.

Okay and how is he planning on policing what is essentially nicknames???? Bitch I just won’t respond. You can’t make me. Call me by my preferred name or it’s not mine.

People be mad over the most inconsequential shit. Go fix the global warming crisis or the homelessness you useless wet paper towel of a human.

Oh wait, sorry, I apologize. That’s insulting to weak wet paper towels. At least those can be recycled.

Who spilled the jar of Dalmatian puppies on the stairs again?

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